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The original was posted on /r/legalcatadvice by /u/marcieallie on 2025-06-30 18:38:42+00:00.
Ai dunt eben no hao tu stawrt, ai SOW libid! Sow ai wuz…bye da wae, iz Stitch, hyooge gorjuss tuxie, ai sow mad ai furgot mai mannurz... Ennywayz, ai had mine ayebollz awn a purrfekt syze wulf spyder, an we wuz playin hyde an seekz. Himz a FAST hyder! Den! DEN!! Meowma lukz daun an sez "Wut duz yu haz dere, baybee?" an she seez mai game buddee. Ai thawt sheed wunt tu wach da eksyting game sinse she off work sik wif eer infekshun an kud uze da ennertaynmint. Butt yew no wut she did den?! She poosh me awae, skuup spyder up inna tynee boks an TAYK IT OWTSYDE!! Mai game buddee! She kawlz it "resskew" an "libberashun". Ai kawlz it feft ob propperdee! Iz sumwun abailabul tu tayk mai kase? Ai kan pae in sisfur's Delektibbulz.