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This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


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[–] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 14 points 2 days ago (2 children)

introducing the next evolution of the singlespeed: the singlecrank

Whatever AI slopped this out also included HS11 QR levers welded onto the frame, gears inside the spokes, entirely unworkable brake line routing and entirely misaligned brake pads, albeit that last one is also a feature on amazon bicycles listings

[–] RNAi@hexbear.net 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The void in the part of the tyre behind the chainring, also kinda non-circular chainring?

[–] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I guess oval chainrings do exist but that one just seems out of true

[–] RNAi@hexbear.net 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Excentric ovoidal chainrings coming to your local bikery for the low low price of 10 dental crown jobs

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

So you wouldn't smooch the bike, is what I'm hearing

[–] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 4 points 2 days ago

it'd be like snogging your sister

[–] cerealkiller@hexbear.net 7 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I saw Stolas from Helluva Boss before you edited It👀

[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 6 points 2 days ago
[–] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 5 points 2 days ago

Only need one speed to ride to Pound Town

[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 3 points 2 days ago

....that anything can be a dildo if you're brave enough? Chat explain dis.