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badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] godlessworm@hexbear.net 7 points 2 days ago

yo thats me. dont tell him im here. that dude is weird

[–] Tomorrow_Farewell@hexbear.net 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The RFK meatsuit lost its pilot.

[–] semioticbreakdown@hexbear.net 8 points 2 days ago

Get in the fucking boomer, Wormji

[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Need more information on the spiritual reward lea-think

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You get a free worm angel to protect you from devil worm 4 free

[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

and this worm angel...how are they compensated for their work three-heads-thinking

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 8 points 2 days ago

Stuff like this makes me think that not all of you out there are awful bloomer

[–] semioticbreakdown@hexbear.net 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

i know where he is he lives with me in my brain and tells me things abouty ou

[–] semioticbreakdown@hexbear.net 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

he moved out because you kept leavingg the toilet seat up and he fell in like, four times

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Skill issue its not my fault he has a small ass

[–] semioticbreakdown@hexbear.net 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

he got really angry wehn he read that and now i can no longer rembmer the face of my mother

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 4 points 2 days ago

Don't worry just take some worming medication and he'll leave

[–] OutrageousHairdo@hexbear.net 6 points 2 days ago

The guy looks like someone you'd recruit in Jagged Alliance 2

[–] Formerlyfarman@hexbear.net 4 points 2 days ago

They say velvet worms are his cousins. You should ask them.

[–] Quai@hexbear.net 2 points 2 days ago

Wake up, babe, new Attack on Titan lore just dropped