Leopards Ate My Face

It's pretty easy to get blindsided by things when you've got your head up your own arse.

And she's voting Republican again!

Leopards: "NomNom"

"Stupid is as stupid does". The failure of the US education system and rising social media bias are having a Darwinian effect

this is like burning women at the stake and laughing that some spectators got hit by a hot ember. saying that he deserves it.

they punishment that they deserve is nothing in comparison to what they get.

and the pain they are recieving is inconsequential compared to the one they are causing

Good ol' Donnie fixing the US by kicking people like this mother fucker out.

I have no sympathy left for people voting for their own pain.

Easiest breakup ever. Masterfully done! /s

She was blind and now she can see. I'm sure she still isn't seeing the whole picture.

I thought the threat was Iranian nuclear ICBMs, which they don't have. Looks like the threat is inside the room.

I read "blindfolded" at first and wasn't even the slightest bit surprised

Oh noez! Anyway…

My only joy in these times of the orange shit stain, is these magats getting pounded.

It might be petty and small of me, but I don't give a shit.

You vote for Trump once... I can kind of excuse it as stupid... You vote for him twice and you're just an evil fucker and I have zero sympathy left.

I think in history there has never been a quicker demonstration of "if you support fascists they will eventually come for you too". Dude has been in the office for couple months and is already rounding up his supporters lol

YOU GET WHAT YOU DESERVE.

A point of light in an increasingly dreary world.

Gardner is seven months pregnant, but remains hopeful that her husband will be with her when she gives birth.

“My heart is broken,” Gardner told the outlet. “Our baby shower is going to be next weekend, and he’s not going to be at home to go to that with me.”

He’s missing the baby shower?? You should tell ICE, maybe they’ll release him.

My eyes almost rolled all the way out of my head reading this article. The dude is from IRAN, and this blindsided them.

To be clear, it sounds like this dude is a loving family man and member of the community, and he did not deserve this. And even if he was a scumbag, we don't use secret police to deal with scumbags.

But sometimes it hurts to have the depth of some people's oblivious ignorance revealed so starkly. Some other comments have already pointed out the stupid "golly I think there might be bad people on the left AND the right!" conclusion at the end of the article. But here's another gem from in the middle:

“My husband himself, even being from Iran, supported Trump, his immigration policies, and understood he was trying to protect the American people and was praying he helped free the Iranian people,” Gardner told Newsweek.

These people look at an elderly hateful narcissist of a grifter and parasite, and hear his messages of hate and division and exclusion, and apparently the image formed in their dusty brains is Captain Fucking Planet!