this post was submitted on 27 Jun 2025
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[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 47 points 4 days ago

for the rest of my life

I mean.... true

[–] LostXOR@fedia.io 23 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Isn't a million calories like 40L of gas? Anon's more gas than human lol.

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 17 points 4 days ago (1 children)

1m kcal = 122.4L gasoline, apparently.

[–] LostXOR@fedia.io 8 points 4 days ago

Even worse!