To be fair, they’re getting blasted in the face long before they turn 30.
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I thought that was to moisturize their skin?!
Protein enhancement
Hot glue
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Okay but is this seriously a wikiHow image or was it AI generated? wikiHow tells you how to shoot your horse?
Wow that's sad but understandable.
... Why is everyone looking so cheerful in that page? You don't smile when discussing euthanasia or learning about it...
WikiHow had a certain style to it. I love it
Feels a little like an Eldritch corporation that doesn't totally understand humanity, but produces simple guides to existence in a an effort to ease the suffering of our poor squalid souls.
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Step 8) ensure that your horse is dead.
This guide is perfect
It's a really grim article but it's goddamn hilarious that it exists. I'm just picturing someone following it step by step without reading the whole thing first. "Okay aim the gun at a point just off the side of the bony ridge, okay..." points gun at blindfolded horse "...now what? Hang on."
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That upgrade from stepsister to stepmom.
They just start making MILF porn instead.
18 to 35 = Teen
35+ = MILF
More like 18-27 = teen But also 21+ = milf
Basically the second you can't play "teen" convincingly anymore it's off to milfland
Two of the biggest stars in the industry are over 40.
Corey Chase and Brandi Love are not ready for pasture yet.
The glue factory you mean
Well, they do have expertise with sticky fluids.
Oh they're making glue alright
I thought regular milf or cougar porn was a popular category too?
It is, but all of those are faux-incest these days.
I don't know how Corey Chase has collected all these step sons.
She's the steppiest and what are you doingest mom of all!
Um, totally unrelated question from a random passerby, does this apply to non-porn actresses as well?
Only when they break a leg.
This also works as a commentary on the American medical system.
Wait why was one bullet $2500 dollars? Ok... but do we really need to be buying sterile bullets for this?
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Riley Reid, Natasha nice?
Angela White?
There's other pornstars out there that are still very popular even though they're over 30
And Corey Chase.
And Siri Dahl.
And Penny Barber.
And Syren Der Mar.
And Lauren Phoenix.
And Cherie Deville.
And Mona Wales.
And... You know what? I don't think this meme is correct at all. Syren Der Mar didn't even start her career until she was well into her 40s. Maybe this was true 20 years ago. These days, if a performer can put up with the industry grind and avoid getting coked out, they can go a long time.
Lemmy users definitely know their porn!
What can I say? I have a type. And it's mostly women over 35.
Actually, I think Lenna Lovings is the only up and cummer I'm even aware of anymore.
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All milf and step mum are under 30
These days basically once your legality is no longer questionable 😑
Syren De Mer is 53
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