this post was submitted on 23 Jun 2025
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Are The Straights OK?

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Is someone holding these poor souls hostage and forcing them to be together?

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[–] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 9 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Six personalities of Modern Men?

That sounds less researched than like MBTI.

Why do all look so angry? Like shit, my ex made me angry too with all the blaming me for her affair and shit but like, these guys just look angry for no reason.

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

They look all so edgy.

IMO.

[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 days ago (2 children)

The choices are rather limited, but it's fun to use Latin I guess. Makes you sound smart, like your classifications have some cutting edge meaning. I generally use ancient wonders of the world as in..."Are you a 'Gardens of Babylon?' ". In all cases, and every case, you contain parts of all.

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[–] zea_64@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 4 days ago

Where's epsilon?

[–] HexesofVexes@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago

I am an ηβπ male?

[–] Lojcs@lemm.ee 6 points 4 days ago

Mister fantatic, iceman, spiderman, havoc, harry potter and cyclops

[–] germanatlas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 4 days ago

Mmh yes tell me more about those alpha, beta and omega males

[–] Siresly@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 4 days ago

All men are miserable and some are Freddy Krueger.

[–] kat_angstrom@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

But... But I don't own any of those outfits!

[–] GammaGames@beehaw.org 4 points 4 days ago

I guess the long hair checks out, but I’d like some overalls too 😔

[–] crazyminner@lemmy.ml 3 points 4 days ago

What happened to the Charlie Foxtrot and tango males?

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