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[–] SuperSloth@lemmy.world 42 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I just called my local McDonalds to see if they would add AI to my burger. They were pretty rude considering I just turned their whole business model on it’s head. I guess being a tortured genius really does have its drawbacks.

[–] dutchkimble@lemy.lol 10 points 1 year ago

You see your mistake was only asking for AI. You had to ask for the E=mc2 also.

[–] Klicnik@sh.itjust.works 34 points 2 years ago (1 children)

This guy is either nuts, or a really good troll.

[–] WheeGeetheCat@sh.itjust.works 17 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I sort of feel that way about the things most consultants spit out during their 'big vision' moments. They seem like modern equivalent of seers paid to make the CEOS (kings) believe they can predict the future.

Big 'Ancient Aliens' Energy

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago

Mass is equal to energy minus artificial intelligence divided by the speed of light squared according to this guy

[–] Relected@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 years ago

linkedin people only know one thing and one thing only:

how do we dickride the current fad to make money?