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'I never thought leopards would eat MY face,' sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.

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[–] FancyPantsFIRE@lemmy.world 57 points 1 week ago

she blames messaging from pro-abortion groups for delaying her treatment

That's at least silver medal level mental gymnastics right there.

[–] alienzx 46 points 1 week ago

Tl; Dr: Republican gets an abortion but it doesn't count when she does it

[–] boydster@sh.itjust.works 41 points 1 week ago (1 children)

“There will be some comments like, ‘Well, thank God we have abortion services,’ even though what I went through wasn’t an abortion,” [Cammack] told the outlet.

This is surely just satirical poetry, come on, it's getting really hard to believe the shit that keeps happening.

[–] Boomkop3@reddthat.com 16 points 1 week ago

Well we just had a president empathise with the Germans on d-day on live tv. I don't know whether this is satirical or catastrophical

[–] Boomkop3@reddthat.com 40 points 1 week ago

tdlr:

Some woman in power helped make abortion illegal. That same women then said: "I want to abort my pregnancy, that's not an abortion. And if you say it is you're fear mongering and disinformation"

[–] VaalaVasaVarde@sopuli.xyz 20 points 1 week ago

It's not an abortion, it's a special medical operation on my womb.

[–] CrossTheRiver@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago

Republicans are never worth listening to for any reason.

[–] Dwayne_Elizondo_Mountain_Dew_Camacho@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)
[–] supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Ok unfair, I would describe it, or I always believed it to be a leopard ironically eating your face I never would endorse seriously a leoparding eating a face, only as part of a prank basically.