a lion doesn't shit inside.
this post was submitted on 22 Jun 2025
24 points (100.0% liked)
badposting
633 readers
211 users here now
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
Alpha shit frfr
The sink
Sorry there is a beanis standing at each of the sinks please choose a stall
No
Okay, suit yourself but I think yuull be waiting a while
Joke's on you, i already shit on the floor
You are now banned from the toilet.
This is loke the movie memento
sorry i don't speak huge nerd
Lmao ownwd oh wait yoj mean I'm the nerd
Which one is occupied? The only logical option is to use the stall nearest to the occupied one.
They're all occupied
Ok D then
Sorry it's occupied what part don't you understand
No no, that’s fine. I’ll do my business in D.
Bold choice. I like your moxy
Sink A.
Sorry there is a beanis using that sink, choose another
I catalogue the interior of each one and choose the cleanest
They're all occupied
Men's room? A or B (if A is super dirty). Women's room? F. Gender neutral? D.
Unfortunately they're all occupied
I'm getting pretty good at holding it these days anyway
I admire your pooserverance
Break in
You see a 
graffiiting the wall of the cubicle. It looks like its writing 'for a good time call 040834...' but you can't make out the rest of the number
C
It's occupied please choose another stall
Sequentially backwards f-a. I understand that they're all occupied. I'm on the ground crawling
On my back so I can maintain eye contact
While you were sliding across the floor past C, the beanis in F finished their beanisness and vacated the cubicle
It's okay I already asserted my dominance in that one. And before you ask, yes, I heavily emphasized the 'ass' part of asserted in my head when I wrote it.
So you didn't come to poop, just to slither? Nice.
I made no such claims
If claims were clams we'd have a bake
yes
E>>>>>B >F = A >>> C > D.
I can't tell you why but I know this in my heart to be true.
I agree. Shame they're all occupied though
I’d sit on top of cubicle F and shit away
You hear a muffled complait from the beanis occupying the cubicle. It's not very hapy
B. Farthest from the entrance without being up against the wall.
view more: next ›