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[–] kreskin@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)
[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 5 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

I actually enjoy* fucking around with older-ish computers and making them kinda useful again

^*^ ^involves^ ^lots^ ^of^ ^cursing^ ^and^ ^groaning^ ^when^ ^things^ ^don't^ ^work^ ^and^ ^I^ ^have^ ^to^ ^troubleshoot^ ^or^ ^start^ ^over^

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 3 points 8 hours ago

Narrator: "However, that Vic-20 would never be useful ever again, despite what he told himself."

[–] BCsven@lemmy.ca 1 points 7 hours ago

Its a good hobby. I have a 14 year old Iomega network drive that I loaded Debian onto. It will serve audio or samba shares without overloading the 256MB of memory

[–] frenchfryenjoyer@lemmings.world 2 points 7 hours ago (1 children)
[–] BCsven@lemmy.ca 1 points 7 hours ago

I can pop mine by using the muscles that open close the escutcheon tubes

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 5 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Making a paper airplane that looks like a star trek shuttle

[–] SLVRDRGN@lemmy.world 3 points 7 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago

Yep. Long as there isn't an insane amount of wind. Light breeze can carry it quite a ways

[–] jaschen306@sh.itjust.works 13 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

I knew someone that worked at an Audi dealer that can recognize everyone's voice and associate their purchase.

I called him 4 years later to inquire about a new Audi and he asked me how my TT was treating me and if I was ready for a bigger car(I mentioned that I was going to start a family soon).

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 15 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Born politician right there. Seriously, some of the shittiest villains in politics would nonetheless wow you with how they can legitimately work an entire room full of people, remember names, make you feel special, etc.

[–] jaschen306@sh.itjust.works 6 points 14 hours ago

Honestly, if I was in the market in buying another car, I would love that kind of personalization.

[–] DanForever@lemmy.world 3 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Honestly, I think this skill could easily translate to one of those "lore keeper" or "continuity expert" jobs people have on TV shows.

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 1 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

Script supervisor?

They must have been one of the main markets for Polaroid. They must have been dejected when production stopped.

[–] tankplanker@lemmy.world 9 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

I can build majority of flat pack furniture without the instructions, first time, every time.

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 5 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Do you have any leftover screws?

[–] tankplanker@lemmy.world 1 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Never! Unless they gave me too many...

But seriously I don't use the self tappers or nails they give you as they awful, made of soft cheese.

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago

Astounding!

[–] LadyButterfly@piefed.blahaj.zone 6 points 14 hours ago

I'm in awe of you. Genuinely

[–] phantomwise@lemmy.ml 5 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

My S-tier abitity to hyperfocus on learning useless things to the detriment of everything else.

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 2 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Well, if there's a choice between learning something relatively tedious and completely useless, and something relatively tedious that's urgently needed... I know what I'm going to pick!

Oooh, an installation manual for a 1935 refrigerator!

[–] phantomwise@lemmy.ml 1 points 6 hours ago

Oooh shiny!

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 7 points 15 hours ago

I can throw dog treats with absurd accuracy and nearly always bounce/spin/toss them right near my dogs. Until I point it out.

[–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 10 points 18 hours ago (3 children)

I have this same skill, but with voice actors.

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 3 points 7 hours ago

My SO can identify all actors by voice (she follows all films by ear because she's playing some kind of Candy Crush game — several of them, because she runs out of levels). And as a lot of them are foreign, and dubbed, she'll tell me that this was the guy that was doing the voice in (litany of roles).

Of course I have to pick films accordingly. She's never seen Tenet.

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 3 points 8 hours ago

Me with anime

Granted I watch mostly >decade old stuff dubs, so it's mostly the same 30 VAs in every show

[–] untorquer@lemmy.world 6 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago) (1 children)

If it's an elf woman that ~~may or may not be particularly~~ is either extremely horny or ace, i have a pretty solid guess of the English voice actor...

[–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 5 points 17 hours ago (1 children)
[–] untorquer@lemmy.world 3 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

What, I said guess 🤣. Maybe check again I'll try

[–] vrighter@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

writing code that doesn't need a browser to run on

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 1 points 7 hours ago

Preposterous! What can code run on if not a browser!

[–] beveradb@sh.itjust.works 7 points 20 hours ago (3 children)

Oh man so much love went into crafting code for low end MP3 players in the Rockbox project, then everyone ended up carrying around smartphones with tons of compute and memory resource to waste

[–] BoxOfFeet@lemmy.world 1 points 10 hours ago

Rockbox was so cool. I had it on my SanDisk Sansa e250. It was so awesome. Better video format support, better interface. And it ran fucking DOOM.

[–] Tier1BuildABear@lemmy.world 2 points 11 hours ago

Man I still use my iPod with rockbox. A terabyte of storage and a massive battery and I never have to worry about giving streaming revenue to pedo rapists like red hot chili peppers, or worry about rumors being true about pedo rapists like panic at the disco

[–] MrScottyTay@sh.itjust.works 5 points 19 hours ago

I used rockbox on a recent holiday for my ipod 6g. It's always my go to for holidays so i don't need to use up my phone's battery

[–] Nangijala@feddit.dk 5 points 19 hours ago

I know the year most Disney movies came out. Not all of them, but probably more than I should know. Generally, I know the year of release for most movies I have seen.

When it comes to remembering useful things, I might as well have dementia.

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