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[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 31 points 2 days ago (1 children)

i have so many questions and all of them lead to "oh no"

[–] dditty@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

My question would be Why do the father and boyfriend wear perfume instead of cologne??

[–] hydroptic@sopuli.xyz 24 points 2 days ago

Most normal chan user

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

They get horny when they smell their boyfriend because he smells like their dad?? 😳

[–] AFKBRBChocolate@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That's how it reads, but the intent was probably the reverse.

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

but the intent was probably the reverse.

It's 4chan. I wouldn't be so sure

[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 2 days ago

Like mother like daughter!

[–] xia@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 2 days ago

Perfume-wearing dad...