Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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submitted 2 days ago by ZDL@lazysoci.al to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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You don't want the answer, trust me.

With an itheberg.

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[–] TheImpressiveX@lemmy.today 30 points 2 days ago (1 children)

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago

Sylvester entered the chat…

[–] Bgugi@lemmy.world 22 points 2 days ago

I spent about five minutes telling and subsequently explaining this joke to my wife. 10/10.

[–] grue@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago

You're disthpickable.

[–] Alteon@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago

Yeah...

That's a good one. I actually like that one.

[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 4 points 2 days ago

Got me. Nice one.

[–] toiletobserver@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Wabbit theeson

[–] rammer@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 days ago

Duck season