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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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I would be too (piefed.cdn.blahaj.zone)

submitted 2 days ago by LadyButterfly@piefed.blahaj.zone to c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world

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[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 33 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Could be worse, could be the Grimm Brothers version.

[–] riot@fedia.io 20 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I think the Italian version is worse, with her becoming pregnant, while sleeping.

[–] kautau@lemmy.world 18 points 2 days ago (2 children)

"crying aloud, he beheld her charms and felt his blood course hotly through his veins. He lifted her in his arms, and carried her to a bed, where he gathered the first fruits of love."

Yikes, batman

[–] Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 4 points 2 days ago

The fruits rhyme with grapes

[–] Speculater@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Disney definitely took some creative liberties.

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 23 points 2 days ago (1 children)

To quote The Petals Fall Twice, “she was pregnant, but that could be dealt with in the morning, provided she was still alive.”

[–] donuts@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I regret being curious and looking it up. What the actual fuck!

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago

Satire is truly dead if the petals fall twice can’t be recognized as such.