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Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don't break the weather control network.

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[–] Greenknight777@lemmy.ca 23 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

You have no xmas warrior spirit Alexander. You're on my naughty list you little P'takh, dishonor on your w-HOHOHO-le family.

[–] CarlsIII@kbin.social 17 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night to die

[–] Upbeat_Beatdown@lemmy.fmhy.net 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Milk and cookies are a dish best served cold.

[–] digger@lemmy.ca 12 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Fun fact, according to tradition, St. Nicholas punched a rival cleric at the First Council of Nicea in 325.

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I assume the cleric did something dishonorable.

[–] digger@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 years ago (2 children)

It was all Jesus being created and not being co-eternal with the father.

The Klingons are lucky their gods did not come back after three days.

Lucky!? They would have slain them again! It would have been a glorious second victory! Imagine the songs that would be sung!

I feel like the Klingon response to their gods coming back would be something along the lines of, "How many times do we have to teach you this lesson, old man?"

[–] Cethin@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 years ago

The church would probably be a better place with more clerics getting punched.

[–] timdave@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago
[–] theinspectorst@kbin.social 8 points 2 years ago

Merry Christmas to you ... and your house!

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Santa Qapla.

[–] andyburke@kbin.social 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

... there's a chance he may have been Ferengi.

[–] andyburke@kbin.social 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Thinking about this more and it'd make more sense: a Ferengi that believed in giving gifts would certainly be banished, maybe he brought his message of giving to Earth....

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Rule of acquisition #127: Cindy Lu Who can suck it.