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[–] Doc_Crankenstein@slrpnk.net 32 points 1 day ago (4 children)

This is just one more reason why there needs to be an organization participating in protest spaces specifically to provide armed security, same as Black Panthers provided security for civil rights protests.

People won't be so willing to drive into a crowd of protesters if the bloc has an armed perimeter.

[–] VirtigoMommy@sh.itjust.works 1 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Problem is they will disappear, jail, or kill any genuine organizers and infiltrate / sabotage any organization that actually gets to a place of effectively mobilizing a strategy like this.

Don’t get me wrong, I think something like this would help level the playing field and benefit the protesters tremendously but the FBI and DOJ won’t let it happen. Look at the people that tried organizing the Ferguson protests after the death of Eric garner, Freddy grey, Tamir rice, back in 2012-2015 they’re all dead or in jail.

People need to protect and organize themselves. Thats what the black panthers did and that’s precisely why they were so effective. They built up from their preexisting communities.

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[–] Cocopanda@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (4 children)

Just an FYI if you don’t smoke weed. Buy an AR15 and just be prepared. But if you do smoke weed. Buy it anyways but don’t admit you smoke weed. Ever.

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[–] Jimmycakes@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

He doesn't "say" that. This law was passed a while ago

[–] MyOpinion@lemmy.today 61 points 1 day ago (7 children)

So we have the right to hit you with our car Ron?

[–] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 27 points 1 day ago

I hope he says no, thus protesting your request...

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[–] Fingolfinz@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I’m firing my gun at the driver in defense if they’re trying to hit me with their car

[–] DrownedRats@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Bear this in mind next time something like a unite the right or Jan 6 happens.

[–] arin@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago

The jan 6 riotors are part of ICE right now

[–] Vandals_handle@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago
[–] Wilco@lemm.ee 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

At this point Republicans are just being idiots. They say whatever 1940s idiot shit pops into their head.

Saying this in the 40s in america would get you hanged with an engine as counterweight.

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

De Santis may be a sack of shit but that doesn't justify the misleading headline in this case. He was giving a specific example of escaping "when a mob comes and surrounds your vehicle, and threatens you." DeSantis says so many outrageous things for real and pushes outrageous policies for real, there's no need to misquote him.

[–] ReallyActuallyFrankenstein@lemmynsfw.com 29 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

The Xitter post cheering the speech caught my attention, so I clicked through to the X user, "iAnonPatriot" and just have to say, wow.

It starts off with his bio image being literal hands goatse'ing through the virtual Matrix grid, and it only gets worse from that level of basic. Just a red-pill Nazi fever dream in feed form. 610K followers.

Videos of protestors getting abused are his favorite, apparently. One top one is police firing gas into apparently peaceful protestors. The protestor kicks it back, walks back and is just standing there doing nothing threatening, and then apparently gets shot with a rubber(?) bullet and lies motionless for a moment before someone picks him up and he walks off. The caption this guy gave is "HOLY SH*T Perfect shot.. 🤣🤣🤣". Anti-LGBTQ posts feature as well. General concentrated bile into a convenient feed.

So I guess this "influencer" is what Gen Z is getting fed by algorithms and told is normal day-in and day-out?

[–] Asafum 13 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Words always evolve, but it's kind of a shame that "patriot" got turned into "I completely lack empathy and am a psychopathic piece of shit bootlicker."

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[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 27 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This belongs in something like c/evilpeople more than nottheonion

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[–] RedditIsDeddit@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

That's called attempted murder.

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[–] MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca 22 points 1 day ago

Sponsored by Rockstar Games

[–] renamon_silver@lemmy.wtf 6 points 1 day ago

This guy has predatory eyes.

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] ilinamorato@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] RaoulDook@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Realistically it's a "Stand Your Ground" situation for the protestor if they are threatened with deadly force from a car attack, so the protestors can legally shoot drivers who are attempting to run them over. So if Rhonda wants to escalate that's what they are asking for, GTA street wars basically.

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