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Anon skips naptime (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 2 years ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@lemmy.ml
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[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 130 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Oversized hoodies.

Monster.

Anon is an egg

[–] Pinklink@lemm.ee 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The kind from a chicken, the sex toy, or the Cadbury?

[–] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 years ago

The gender rabbit egg

[–] dept@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 2 years ago

depends which flavor

[–] populustree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 years ago

what, you egg?

[–] aelwero@lemmy.world 68 points 2 years ago (2 children)

5'4" since I was 12... still wear the same jeans size at 50, still buy em in the kid section.

What you do is, you go full gym rat, you put 30lb of gains on, and on your little keebler elf sized ass, that 30lbs makes you look beefcake as fuck. Its like having cheat codes...

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 48 points 2 years ago

So cute!

[–] Alivrah@lemmy.world 23 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Go full Vegeta

[–] Ilovethebomb@lemmy.ml 38 points 2 years ago

This is kinda hilarious, poor dude.

[–] DradoTheHobbit@lemmy.eco.br 24 points 2 years ago

Mommy issues latent in your case... well, try not to upset your mother

[–] SeabassDan@lemmy.world 19 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

oversized hoodies

5'4"

why am I so childlike in their eyes??

[–] NKVDawg@lemmygrad.ml 14 points 2 years ago

So Anon wants a mommy girlfriend who pretends to be his girlfriend girlfriend? That's sick.

[–] omgarm 14 points 2 years ago

Time to get a second mother.

[–] subignition@kbin.social 12 points 2 years ago

Consider switching to guys, I guess. Reasonably certain some of us would be down to lewd some short kings

[–] Swemg@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago

Guess he just needs to break both his arms

[–] Anarki_@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 years ago

Bro same