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[–] JayDee@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 5 days ago (1 children)

This could likely lead to a period of no planes flying over these states, since airlines wouldn't want to face whatever fines are stated in these bills, yeah? If any of these pass, it's inevitable that they'll either be ignored or backpedalled on in the future. I imagine they're mostly just virtue signalling and have no intention of actually passing these laws.

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[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 5 days ago

They going to outlaw dihydrogen monoxide next?

[–] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.zip 7 points 4 days ago (4 children)

Are they also going to make witchcraft a felony?

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[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 6 points 4 days ago

You get the government you deserve.

[–] marius@feddit.org 6 points 5 days ago

At least eight states, including Florida and Tennessee, have now introduced chemtrail-coded legislation to prohibit “geo-engineering” or “weather modification”.

Happy to hear we can keep the chemtrails for mind control going

[–] ChaosInstructor@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)

another bizarre law. along with, it is prohibited to harass Bigfoot, donut holes are not to be sold and nobody is to cross state lines with a duck atop their head...

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