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Anon's split personality (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 day ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] katze@lemmy.cafe 106 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Gay: anon had sex with a woman and hated it

[–] trashgirlfriend@lemmy.world 81 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Fake: anon had sex

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[–] Boomkop3@reddthat.com 36 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Anon should be dumped, or break up and find someone he likes. Or just find friends with benefits, or an escort?

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[–] sunglocto@lemmy.dbzer0.com 50 points 1 day ago

[–] Walk_blesseD@piefed.blahaj.zone 84 points 1 day ago (45 children)

Uh, anon, vaginas aren't supposed to be washed. That disrupts the microbiome and can lead to infections.

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 17 hours ago

I... am fairly sure he means 'unwashed' in the sense of 'impure', aka, 'not a virgin'.

Still awful, but... that's how I read this...?

He could also mean both the more literal and more metaphorical meanings simultaneously.

Not sure.

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It isn't washed with soap, but it is washed with water

[–] YarrMatey@lemmy.dbzer0.com 49 points 1 day ago

Vulvas can be washed with water and unscented, mild soap if tolerated but not vaginas, they are self-cleaning.

https://www.healthline.com/health/how-to-clean-your-vagina

https://www.self.com/story/best-way-to-clean-vagina

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 6 points 22 hours ago (9 children)

What other parts aren't meant to be washed? Asking for a friend.

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[–] Imhotep@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

it could have been his point

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[–] halvar@lemy.lol 97 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Fake: everything until the linebreak

Gay: everything after the linebreak

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[–] Limonene@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago (2 children)

The first half, because of testosterone.

The second half, because of prolactin.

It's not really that simple, but it's part of it. And I'm not a doctor.

[–] Boomkop3@reddthat.com 27 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

No, and no. Not even just "not that simple". You're dead wrong. That's like saying I got from home to work because of "wheel". It's involved but it does not drive the show

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[–] Outwit1294@lemmy.today 16 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Anon discovers he might be gay

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

To quote Neil Patrick Harris- “yes, I’m gay. Gay for that pussy. “

-Neil Patrick Harris

Quote attributable to one Neil Patrick Harris. His friends call him Neil. I’m not allowed to call him Neil.

[–] Outwit1294@lemmy.today 5 points 1 day ago (2 children)

And won’t you know, he turned out to be gay for dick

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[–] LonstedBrowryBased@lemm.ee 3 points 1 day ago

Evolution anon

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