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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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[–] unknown1234_5@kbin.earth 14 points 3 hours ago

try therapy

[–] BreakerSwitch@lemm.ee 69 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

I've heard similar takes resolved with "this person is venomously sexist, but straight." Once their sexual needs are met, the one thing they want out of a partner is done, it's back to absolutely loathing women.

Sounds like a nightmare, tbh.

[–] Zenith@lemm.ee 23 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

Yeah reading this as a woman is low key terrifying like… if you hate me why tf do you want to fuck me? The idea a person could be so wildly two faced because they’re desperately trying to interact with me in my most vulnerable state is so scary, things like this is why women choose the bear

This reads like one step away from a DV situation

[–] kata1yst@sh.itjust.works 99 points 11 hours ago

Believe it or not, straight to therapy.

[–] Boomkop3@reddthat.com 29 points 12 hours ago

Anon should be dumped, or break up and find someone he likes. Or just find friends with benefits, or an escort?

[–] katze@lemmy.cafe 88 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Gay: anon had sex with a woman and hated it

[–] trashgirlfriend@lemmy.world 60 points 13 hours ago (1 children)
[–] PrimeMinisterKeyes@leminal.space 2 points 36 minutes ago

Open and shut case.

[–] sunglocto@lemmy.dbzer0.com 42 points 14 hours ago
[–] Walk_blesseD@piefed.blahaj.zone 72 points 16 hours ago (29 children)

Uh, anon, vaginas aren't supposed to be washed. That disrupts the microbiome and can lead to infections.

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 4 hours ago

I... am fairly sure he means 'unwashed' in the sense of 'impure', aka, 'not a virgin'.

Still awful, but... that's how I read this...?

He could also mean both the more literal and more metaphorical meanings simultaneously.

Not sure.

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 4 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

What other parts aren't meant to be washed? Asking for a friend.

[–] mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Believe it or not, belly buttons. At most you're only supposed to wash them once per month. Any more than that and you risk an infection due to imbalance in the microbes in there

[–] Woht24@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

I'll choose not.

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 14 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

It isn't washed with soap, but it is washed with water

[–] YarrMatey@lemmy.dbzer0.com 36 points 11 hours ago

Vulvas can be washed with water and unscented, mild soap if tolerated but not vaginas, they are self-cleaning.

https://www.healthline.com/health/how-to-clean-your-vagina

https://www.self.com/story/best-way-to-clean-vagina

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[–] halvar@lemy.lol 91 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

Fake: everything until the linebreak

Gay: everything after the linebreak

[–] Limonene@lemmy.world 21 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

The first half, because of testosterone.

The second half, because of prolactin.

It's not really that simple, but it's part of it. And I'm not a doctor.

[–] Damage@feddit.it 3 points 1 hour ago

After coming I don't want sex again but I don't magically find my partner disgusting and annoying... we just cuddle.

[–] Boomkop3@reddthat.com 22 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

No, and no. Not even just "not that simple". You're dead wrong. That's like saying I got from home to work because of "wheel". It's involved but it does not drive the show

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