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I choose Mufasa

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[–] marcie@lemmy.ml 14 points 1 day ago

There was a Karl Marx anime, so anime Karl Marx πŸ‘€

Jessica Rabbit.

All those "women can't be president" douchebags would shut the fuck up and start becoming "nice guys" which would be cringy but at least it would get them to stop sabotaging the rest of us.

[–] redditigon@lemm.ee 22 points 1 day ago (6 children)

King Julien. No one comes close.

[–] abfarid@startrek.website 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I gather you like to move it move it?

And he just wants everyone to be Physically Fit! Physically Fit!

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[–] cattywampas@lemm.ee 18 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I'm going to cheat a little and say Captain Kirk from Star Trek TAS

[–] grue@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Janeway from Prodigy. Or maybe somebody from Lower Decks, but I can't decide which.

Out of the big three captains, Janeway would likely make the most capable president. Kirk would constantly be trying to fist fight politicians, Picard would quickly be bored with the day-to-day and would vanish to go work on an archeological site somewhere.

Sisko would throw Mitch McConnell off the roof of the White House, then fall off of it himself.

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[–] mark@social.cool110.xyz 13 points 1 day ago

@Melatonin Since you lot can't be trusted I'm calling in Princess Twilight Sparkle to take you back to a monarchy.

[–] Carl@hexbear.net 18 points 1 day ago
[–] bizzle@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Keith David's president from Rick and Morty, because of the soothing baritone.

[–] Zahille7@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I mean we could just use Keith David in general right? Like would it necessarily have to be that version from Rick & Morty?

[–] bizzle@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

We could but I mean he's already got experience

[–] Zahille7@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

He's got VP experience if we go with the Saints Row version

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[–] D0ctorPhi1@hexbear.net 12 points 1 day ago

Poison Ivy from Harley Quinn.

The coyote from Road Runner. He comes up with plans, some simple, some complex, and they always fail to work. Oh wait…

[–] haui_lemmy@lemmy.giftedmc.com 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Nice try big politics! You wont get my opinion!

Joking, I'd vote for the roadrunner.

[–] Sunschein@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

I'm voting for coyote. His approval rating is catching up to roadrunners, I'm sure of it.

[–] doleo@lemmy.one 16 points 1 day ago
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[–] sanguinepar@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago (4 children)
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[–] Chip_Rat@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Princess Caroline. She can make deals, is passionate about her work but also her family. She would make this country function and function well and she'd never stop till it was done.

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[–] Tronn4@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] fullflyermokoko@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

A lot less evil but the same corruption and ineptitude

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[–] TheImpressiveX@lemmy.today 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] Beastlygr@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago
[–] Montagge@lemmy.zip 13 points 1 day ago (5 children)
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[–] Amaterasu@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Nausicaa president

Saitama vice

[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] vfreire85@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

... a senile version of him IS actually the president.

[–] nickwitha_k@lemmy.sdf.org 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Nah. Johnny respected consent.

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[–] Sunschein@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 7 points 1 day ago

I voted for Kang!

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[–] vfreire85@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 day ago

if i wanted to destroy the u.s., i'd vote for ralph wiggum.

if i wanted someone better than most presidents since lincoln, i'd vote for the lenin mummy from the simpsons.

[–] Ildsaye@hexbear.net 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Wile E. Coyote should be US president

He would just spend all his time pursuing the Roadrunner instead of doing imperialism. He would have all the resources of the military-industrial complex at his disposal to that end, but he would just keep crashing F-35s into cliffs and shit chasing the Roadrunner. And his vice president and cabinet would be no better - all hand-picked cronies from the Acme corporation's revolving door with the government, only there to help President Coyote devise new contraptions to catch the Roadrunner with.

[–] vfreire85@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

let's be honest, most products from the military industrial complex of the u.s. deserve the "acme" brand.

[–] HiddenLayer555@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 day ago

No, Acme products are cost effective. The US military industrial complex is anything but.

[–] Jimbabwe@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Bender Bending RodrΓ­guez

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[–] lattrommi@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Do comic books count? If yes I'd say Spider Jerusalem from Transmetropolitan. If no, General Hunter Gathers from Venture Bros or Dale Gribble from King of the Hill. Maybe Uncle Duke from Doonesbury.

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[–] HubertManne@piefed.social 8 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Well. There was a tos cartoon so spock.

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[–] Coolkidbozzy@hexbear.net 9 points 1 day ago

squidward tentacles

[–] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Someone even more incompetent so he can destroy the USA quicker but less likely to push the nuke button.

[–] DivineChaos100@hexbear.net 8 points 1 day ago (4 children)
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