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[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago (2 children)

"Bomb drop"... I'll take "no shit" for $1000, Alex.

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[–] FauxLiving@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago
[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 17 points 3 days ago

Oh, this made my day.

But also, Elon, your name would've been in those files too if you had been born a decade earlier.

[–] RadicalEagle@lemmy.world 19 points 3 days ago

Did anyone doubt that he wasn’t?

[–] Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Musk: "Trump was in the Epstein files!"

X(the son): "do you have ANY IDEA HOW WEAK YOU JUST MADE US LOOK!"

[–] Zenith@lemm.ee 13 points 2 days ago

lol I’m now imagining his human shield is more of a ratatouille situation

[–] hardcoreufo@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

I've got to stock up on popcorn for the epic hissyfits these losers are throwing down. I hope Elon gets deported then proves Trump is on the Epstein list.

[–] qarbone@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago

Man, I sure hope Musk doesn't kill himself the exact same way that Epstein didn't.

[–] MyBrainHurts@lemmy.ca 16 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Well, there goes Tesla's full self driving federal approvals etc.

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[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago (3 children)

In other breaking news, water is wet and Tesla's are shit.

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[–] halvar@lemy.lol 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

this is almost worth something, but not quite lol

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[–] TwinTitans@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

I thought this for many many years.

[–] bufalo1973@europe.pub 9 points 2 days ago (3 children)

In other news, Franco is still dead.

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