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[–] Doxatek@mander.xyz 18 points 1 week ago (4 children)

John wick. Only the dog is human

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[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (5 children)

Star Trek Into Darkness - keep Benedict Cumberbatch.

Add: Stargate - keep James Spader.

(Both movies are narrated by Gonzo the Great.)

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[–] normanwall@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Grease

Keep John Travolta

Miss Piggy would have to play Sandy

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[–] ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip 17 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

This is going to get me put on a watchlist...

  • Six String Samurai: The boy
  • A Boy and His Dog: The boy
  • Time Bandits: The boy
  • Brazil: Robert De Niro
  • The World of Kanako: This would be an unhinged fever dream no matter who is picked. I'd like to propose Ogata for shock value in a particular scene, but I think either Kanako or the main character detective overall work better
  • The entire Saw franchise: Jigsaw
  • SLC Punk: Heroin Bob
  • Tokyo Gore Police: Key Man
  • Hook: Everyone in the real world is human, everyone but hook in Neverland is a muppet, and Robin Williams starts human but by the end is a muppet
  • Les Mis: Javert
  • X: The old woman
  • Swiss Army Man: Daniel Radcliffe or Paul Dani could work here but I prefer the dead body
  • Any zombie movie but people start human and turn to muppets when bit. I nominate - - - Train to Busan
  • Audition (1999): The main character
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[–] el_bhm@lemm.ee 15 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Rain man. Dustin Hoffman.

Bonus: every Tarrantino movie, Tarrantino.

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[–] brot@feddit.org 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Indiana Jones. Harrison Ford

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[–] mastod0n@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago (2 children)
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[–] chuckleslord@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Every Mel Brooks movie. Mel Brooks

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[–] Hux@lemmy.ml 14 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Broke Back Mountain - Jake Gyllenhaal

Saving Private Ryan - Matt Damon

Terminator - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Eyes Wide Shut - Tom Cruise

Forest Gump - whoever played “Jenny”

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[–] Wolf@lemmy.today 14 points 1 week ago

Pulp Fiction. Bruce Willis.

This is cheating a little bit because Bruce Willis is already a muppet.

[–] Sidewalker@lemm.ee 14 points 1 week ago

Harry Potter. Keep Alan Rickman obviously.

I would watch the shit out of this. Maybe before I die AI will get good enough to make this a reality for me.

[–] ChonkyOwlbear@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Evil Dead - Bruce Campbell

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[–] 0ops@lemm.ee 13 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Mad Max furry road, max

Edit: that typo is staying right where it's at

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[–] Moonweedbaddegrasse@lemm.ee 13 points 1 week ago

Deep Throat, keep Linda Lovelace obvs

[–] Anomalocaris@lemm.ee 13 points 1 week ago (2 children)

the worse answer is any porn movie

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[–] marzhall@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

300 - the actor who is kicked into the pit

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[–] Aksamit@slrpnk.net 13 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Rocky Horror. Susan Sarandon.

This is hands down the funniest option for this film, I have thought about this before.

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[–] abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 1 week ago

Star Trek Wrath of Kahn, Ricardo Montlaban.

[–] lapping6596@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Wicker Man - Nick Cage

Actually, almost any movie where we keep Nick Cage. Kickass, Gone in 60 Seconds, Lord of War.

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[–] TheImpressiveX@lemm.ee 12 points 1 week ago (2 children)

The Rocketeer (1991).

Timothy Dalton.

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[–] Glitch@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Super Hornio Bros, Ron Jeremy

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[–] TacoButtPlug@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 week ago

Crocodile Dundee but only the knife is real

[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 12 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Silence of the Lambs, Anthony Hopkins.

[–] the_dopamine_fiend@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

Nah, Jodie Foster.

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[–] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 12 points 1 week ago (2 children)

My first thought: John Wick movies and keeping Keanu

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[–] Xanthrax@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

"Civil War" from 2024, but only Jesse Plemons is human.

"What kind of muppet are you?"

[–] Xerxos@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

OG Star Wars - chewbacca, but instead of a guy in a costume just a really hairy dude

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[–] dennisnedry@feddit.nu 11 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Big Lebowski. Jeff Bridges.

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[–] dQw4w9WgXcQ@lemm.ee 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Jackass: The Movie.

Wee Man.

[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 week ago

A live-action Lorax. Danny DeVito is the only human, and he's wearing a Lorax costume.

[–] AZX3RIC@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

Interstellar - Anne Hathaway

[–] UncleArthur@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

Weekend at Bernie's. Bernie.

[–] fubbernuckin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Bonus points if the actor is not the protagonist

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[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 10 points 1 week ago

Buried with Ryan Reynolds. Just Kermit on the phone.

[–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 10 points 1 week ago

Clue, Tim Curry

[–] nieminen@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (3 children)

My wife said: Legally blond, keep Witherspoon

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