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Die Another Day. Judy Dench. (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 week ago by Stamets@lemmy.world to c/whitepeopletwitter@sh.itjust.works

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[–] rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I am Legend - the dog

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[–] Rakonat@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

The Matrix. Hugo Weaving (Agent Smith) as the only non-muppet.

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[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Memento, with any of Guy Pearce, Joe Pantoliano or Carrie-Anne Moss. All would be good

The Matrix, with either Lawrence Fishburn or Joe Pantoliano (again lol)

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[–] theedqueen@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The Princess Bride. Keep Fred Savage, but as an adult.

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[–] ClanOfTheOcho@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan. Keep Ricardo Montalban.

Edit: Alien. Keep Sigourney Weaver.

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[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Being John Malkovich - John Malkovich
~~also Airplane! - John Malkovich~~

the man was made to pitch a fit in front of a bunch of muppets

edit: i looked it up and apparently he wasn't in Airplane! ...? am i going crazy?

edit 2: I was confusing Stephen Stucker playing the crazy guy Johnny with John Malkovich

Airplane - Stephen Stucker

[–] absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz 8 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Home Alone - keep Kevin

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[–] blockheadjt@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 week ago

Sonic the Hedgehog, Jim Carrey

[–] BmeBenji@lemm.ee 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Transformers. Keep only John Turturro. The rest, even the Transformers, are played by normal sized muppets.

Bumblebee is played by Beaker, obviously. And seeing Megan Fox replaced by Miss Piggy sounds like a fever dream

[–] SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

The Secretary - Maggie Gyllenhaal

Kiss Kiss Bang Bang - RDJ (I think this one would be fun the muppets could pull this off well)

Saving Private Ryan - Tom Hanks

Precious - Gabourey Sidibe

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Star Wars: A New Hope and obi-wan

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[–] stringere@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 week ago

Tim Curry

Legend

[–] Birch@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 week ago

Tropic Thunder - Tom Cruise

[–] applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Fifth Element - Bruce Willis

The attempted mugging would be hilarious. The cookie monster screaming "gimme da cookies!" Miss Piggy as the supreme being.

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[–] thesohoriots@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Eraserhead. Keep the baby.

[–] ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Shaun of the Dead - Bill Nighy

[–] the_dopamine_fiend@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The Holy Mountain

Keep Jodorowsky.

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[–] galoisghost@aussie.zone 7 points 1 week ago

Blue Velvet. Keep Isabella Rossellini. Maybe that’s too dark.

[–] harsh3466@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

A Few Good Men - Tom Cruise

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

No it'd have to be Jack Nicholson.

[–] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Resevoir Dogs

Kirk Baltz.

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[–] sangriaferret@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago

The Exorcist

Linda Blair

[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago

Big Lebowski, Jeff Bridges obviously.

[–] grumpo_potamus@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Titanic.

Kate Winslet stays human.

Tap for spoiler

Jack, the muppet, dies in the end.

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[–] ngdev@lemm.ee 6 points 1 week ago (4 children)

The matrix, neo is the non muppet.

Alternatively, everyone is a human except for neo who is miss piggy

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[–] Hupf@feddit.org 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Star Trek VII, Marina Sirtis.

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[–] KurtVonnegut@mander.xyz 6 points 1 week ago

Jurassic Park, the velociraptor

[–] jpeps@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Donnie Darko. Donnie Darko.

[–] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Toy Story

Andy

[–] Mutterwitz@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 1 week ago (3 children)

From Dusk Till Dawn - Salma Hayek

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[–] Samsy@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

12 Monkeys - Jeffrey Goins

The Big Lebowski - The Dude

Deadpool vs Wolverine - Wolverine

The Goonies - Chunk

Pirates of the Caribbean - Jackie Sparrow (by Amber Heard)

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[–] JetpackJackson@feddit.org 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Hellboy - Ron Perlman

Total Recall - Arnold Schwarzenegger

[–] MTK@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Iron man, the only human is happy the driver.
All adam sandler movies and adam sandler is the only human (I believe it would just amplify his movies)

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