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Die Another Day. Judy Dench. (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 weeks ago by Stamets@lemmy.world to c/whitepeopletwitter@sh.itjust.works

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[–] NihilisticOptimist@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The Departed, Leonardo DiCaprio

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[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 6 points 2 weeks ago

Doom, Dwayne Johnson

[–] KurtVonnegut@mander.xyz 6 points 2 weeks ago

Jurassic Park, the velociraptor

[–] Zwrt@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Star wars and Yoda

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[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Midsommar. Florence Pugh.

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[–] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 5 points 2 weeks ago

12 Angry Men.

Henry Fonda was a funny guy, and I think he'd have had a ball playing it straight.

[–] Tieas@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 weeks ago

John wick. Having Reeves be the only person would be hilarious, though the opposite would be true to. Have Reeves as a puppet and everybody else getting their ass kicked.

[–] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 5 points 2 weeks ago (7 children)

Deep Throat, Linda Lovelace

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[–] AceFuzzLord@lemm.ee 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The original Japanese version of The Ring. Keep the Ring spirit, whoever played Sadako.

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[–] VindictiveJudge@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

The Dark Knight, but keep Bale as Batman.

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[–] useyourmainfinger@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

It's Predator obviously, and keep the Predator...!

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[–] Atlas_@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

The Muppets - Steve Whitmire (Kermit's puppeteer)

[–] crawancon@lemm.ee 5 points 2 weeks ago

Braveheart

longshanks

[–] LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

X files, the tv show. Keep mulder

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[–] hydrashok@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 weeks ago

Psycho. Mother.

[–] DizzoMyNizzo@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

The Dark Knight: Gary Oldman.

The Thing: Kurt Russell

{My girl says} John Wick: Keanu kills Muppets

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

The Matrix Reloaded. But only one Agent Smith is Hugo Weaving. The rest are puppets

[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 5 points 2 weeks ago

Conclave, carlos diehz

Se7en, kevin spacey

Stargate, jaye davison

Star Trek beyond, Chris pine

[–] codexarcanum@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 weeks ago

From Dusk Til Dawn, Salma Hayek.

Just imagining the perverted little Tarantino and Cheech puppets is giving me titters.

"We got velvet pussy, cloth pussy, fuzzy pussy, felt pussy..."

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Star Wars, keep David Prowse (Darth Vader, the actual guy in the suit).

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[–] Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 weeks ago

Top Gun. Keep Anthony Edwards.

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Any of the Die Hard franchise, really. It makes McClane seem like a complete fucking schizo to the point you wonder if this is all happening in his head a la Sucker Punch.

[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

While that's fun. I prefer Hans as the only human.

Alan Rickman giving an identical performance with Muppets sounds like a perfect film.

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[–] lime@feddit.nu 5 points 2 weeks ago

there will be blood, keep only paul dano. i love daniel day lewis but i just want to see eli be hounded by a screaming fozzie bear.

[–] 2ugly2live@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The Hunger Games, keep Snow. The Exorcist, keep the priest.

[–] Aksamit@slrpnk.net 5 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

The possessed girl being the only non-muppet in The Exorcist has a lot more comedy potential imo. The priest really should be Kermit.

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[–] Randelung@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I am Legend.

Not Will Smith.

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[–] Vanilla_PuddinFudge@infosec.pub 4 points 2 weeks ago

Dark Knight Rises

Tom Hardy

[–] Samsy@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

LotR - Sauron (or Legolas)

[–] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)