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[–] NihilisticOptimist@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The Departed, Leonardo DiCaprio

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[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 6 points 1 week ago

Doom, Dwayne Johnson

[–] KurtVonnegut@mander.xyz 6 points 1 week ago

Jurassic Park, the velociraptor

[–] Zwrt@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)
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[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 5 points 1 week ago

12 Angry Men.

Henry Fonda was a funny guy, and I think he'd have had a ball playing it straight.

[–] Tieas@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 week ago

John wick. Having Reeves be the only person would be hilarious, though the opposite would be true to. Have Reeves as a puppet and everybody else getting their ass kicked.

[–] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 5 points 1 week ago (7 children)

Deep Throat, Linda Lovelace

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[–] AceFuzzLord@lemm.ee 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The original Japanese version of The Ring. Keep the Ring spirit, whoever played Sadako.

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[–] VindictiveJudge@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

The Dark Knight, but keep Bale as Batman.

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[–] useyourmainfinger@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (4 children)

It's Predator obviously, and keep the Predator...!

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[–] Atlas_@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

The Muppets - Steve Whitmire (Kermit's puppeteer)

[–] crawancon@lemm.ee 5 points 1 week ago

Braveheart

longshanks

[–] LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

X files, the tv show. Keep mulder

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[–] hydrashok@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago

Psycho. Mother.

[–] DizzoMyNizzo@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

The Dark Knight: Gary Oldman.

The Thing: Kurt Russell

{My girl says} John Wick: Keanu kills Muppets

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

The Matrix Reloaded. But only one Agent Smith is Hugo Weaving. The rest are puppets

[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 5 points 1 week ago

Conclave, carlos diehz

Se7en, kevin spacey

Stargate, jaye davison

Star Trek beyond, Chris pine

[–] codexarcanum@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 week ago

From Dusk Til Dawn, Salma Hayek.

Just imagining the perverted little Tarantino and Cheech puppets is giving me titters.

"We got velvet pussy, cloth pussy, fuzzy pussy, felt pussy..."

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Star Wars, keep David Prowse (Darth Vader, the actual guy in the suit).

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[–] Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 week ago

Top Gun. Keep Anthony Edwards.

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Any of the Die Hard franchise, really. It makes McClane seem like a complete fucking schizo to the point you wonder if this is all happening in his head a la Sucker Punch.

[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

While that's fun. I prefer Hans as the only human.

Alan Rickman giving an identical performance with Muppets sounds like a perfect film.

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[–] lime@feddit.nu 5 points 1 week ago

there will be blood, keep only paul dano. i love daniel day lewis but i just want to see eli be hounded by a screaming fozzie bear.

[–] 2ugly2live@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The Hunger Games, keep Snow. The Exorcist, keep the priest.

[–] Aksamit@slrpnk.net 5 points 1 week ago (3 children)

The possessed girl being the only non-muppet in The Exorcist has a lot more comedy potential imo. The priest really should be Kermit.

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[–] Randelung@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I am Legend.

Not Will Smith.

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Dark Knight Rises

Tom Hardy

[–] Samsy@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

LotR - Sauron (or Legolas)

[–] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

127 hours, but I pick both the girls.

Edit:

Or Lord of the rings... Obviously I choose Gimili.

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