John wick. Only the dog is human
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Star Trek Into Darkness - keep Benedict Cumberbatch.
Add: Stargate - keep James Spader.
(Both movies are narrated by Gonzo the Great.)
This is going to get me put on a watchlist...
- Six String Samurai: The boy
- A Boy and His Dog: The boy
- Time Bandits: The boy
- Brazil: Robert De Niro
- The World of Kanako: This would be an unhinged fever dream no matter who is picked. I'd like to propose Ogata for shock value in a particular scene, but I think either Kanako or the main character detective overall work better
- The entire Saw franchise: Jigsaw
- SLC Punk: Heroin Bob
- Tokyo Gore Police: Key Man
- Hook: Everyone in the real world is human, everyone but hook in Neverland is a muppet, and Robin Williams starts human but by the end is a muppet
- Les Mis: Javert
- X: The old woman
- Swiss Army Man: Daniel Radcliffe or Paul Dani could work here but I prefer the dead body
- Any zombie movie but people start human and turn to muppets when bit. I nominate - - - Train to Busan
- Audition (1999): The main character
Broke Back Mountain - Jake Gyllenhaal
Saving Private Ryan - Matt Damon
Terminator - Arnold Schwarzenegger
Eyes Wide Shut - Tom Cruise
Forest Gump - whoever played “Jenny”
Pulp Fiction. Bruce Willis.
This is cheating a little bit because Bruce Willis is already a muppet.
Harry Potter. Keep Alan Rickman obviously.
I would watch the shit out of this. Maybe before I die AI will get good enough to make this a reality for me.
Mad Max furry road, max
Edit: that typo is staying right where it's at
Deep Throat, keep Linda Lovelace obvs
Rocky Horror. Susan Sarandon.
This is hands down the funniest option for this film, I have thought about this before.
Star Trek Wrath of Kahn, Ricardo Montlaban.
Wicker Man - Nick Cage
Actually, almost any movie where we keep Nick Cage. Kickass, Gone in 60 Seconds, Lord of War.
Crocodile Dundee but only the knife is real
"Civil War" from 2024, but only Jesse Plemons is human.
"What kind of muppet are you?"
OG Star Wars - chewbacca, but instead of a guy in a costume just a really hairy dude
Jackass: The Movie.
Wee Man.
A live-action Lorax. Danny DeVito is the only human, and he's wearing a Lorax costume.
Interstellar - Anne Hathaway
Weekend at Bernie's. Bernie.
Buried with Ryan Reynolds. Just Kermit on the phone.
Clue, Tim Curry