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John wick. Only the dog is human

Star Trek Into Darkness - keep Benedict Cumberbatch.

Add: Stargate - keep James Spader.

(Both movies are narrated by Gonzo the Great.)

Grease

Keep John Travolta

Miss Piggy would have to play Sandy

This is going to get me put on a watchlist...

• Six String Samurai: The boy
• A Boy and His Dog: The boy
• Time Bandits: The boy
• Brazil: Robert De Niro
• The World of Kanako: This would be an unhinged fever dream no matter who is picked. I'd like to propose Ogata for shock value in a particular scene, but I think either Kanako or the main character detective overall work better
• The entire Saw franchise: Jigsaw
• SLC Punk: Heroin Bob
• Tokyo Gore Police: Key Man
• Hook: Everyone in the real world is human, everyone but hook in Neverland is a muppet, and Robin Williams starts human but by the end is a muppet
• Les Mis: Javert
• X: The old woman
• Swiss Army Man: Daniel Radcliffe or Paul Dani could work here but I prefer the dead body
• Any zombie movie but people start human and turn to muppets when bit. I nominate - - - Train to Busan
• Audition (1999): The main character

Rain man. Dustin Hoffman.

Bonus: every Tarrantino movie, Tarrantino.

Indiana Jones. Harrison Ford

John Wick, Keanu stays.

Every Mel Brooks movie. Mel Brooks

Broke Back Mountain - Jake Gyllenhaal

Saving Private Ryan - Matt Damon

Terminator - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Eyes Wide Shut - Tom Cruise

Forest Gump - whoever played “Jenny”

Pulp Fiction. Bruce Willis.

This is cheating a little bit because Bruce Willis is already a muppet.

Harry Potter. Keep Alan Rickman obviously.

I would watch the shit out of this. Maybe before I die AI will get good enough to make this a reality for me.

Evil Dead - Bruce Campbell

Mad Max furry road, max

Edit: that typo is staying right where it's at

Deep Throat, keep Linda Lovelace obvs

the worse answer is any porn movie

300 - the actor who is kicked into the pit

Rocky Horror. Susan Sarandon.

This is hands down the funniest option for this film, I have thought about this before.

Star Trek Wrath of Kahn, Ricardo Montlaban.

Wicker Man - Nick Cage

Actually, almost any movie where we keep Nick Cage. Kickass, Gone in 60 Seconds, Lord of War.

The Rocketeer (1991).

Timothy Dalton.

Super Hornio Bros, Ron Jeremy

Crocodile Dundee but only the knife is real

Silence of the Lambs, Anthony Hopkins.

My first thought: John Wick movies and keeping Keanu

"Civil War" from 2024, but only Jesse Plemons is human.

"What kind of muppet are you?"

OG Star Wars - chewbacca, but instead of a guy in a costume just a really hairy dude

Big Lebowski. Jeff Bridges.

Jackass: The Movie.

Wee Man.

A live-action Lorax. Danny DeVito is the only human, and he's wearing a Lorax costume.

Interstellar - Anne Hathaway

Weekend at Bernie's. Bernie.

Bonus points if the actor is not the protagonist

Buried with Ryan Reynolds. Just Kermit on the phone.

Clue, Tim Curry

My wife said: Legally blond, keep Witherspoon