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Btw I’m vegan.

I use arch btw.

Only cooking with my cast iron skillet.

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[–] burgerchurgarr@lemmus.org 1 points 6 days ago

Cool! But I’m doing calisthenics

[–] PoPoP@lemm.ee 36 points 1 week ago (2 children)

GrapheneOS btw.

No proprietary software in my life other than games.

Don't need AI to code.

[–] hansolo@lemm.ee 12 points 1 week ago
[–] loudWaterEnjoyer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm only playing SuperTuxKart

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 35 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Pineapple doesn't really make your semen taste better.

[–] nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Try also adding a little honey, raspberries, ice, and blending throughly and drinking it through a straw.

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[–] nucleative@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

WTF she said it does!

[–] xylol@leminal.space 3 points 1 week ago (2 children)

You need a larger sample pool

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 points 1 week ago

How many more dudes do I need to feed pineapple before blowing them?

[–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 2 points 1 week ago

How big does this pool need to be? An Olympic swimming pool?

[–] bandwidthcrisis@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago

"It's too late for me. But you can still save yourself."

Well, I used to. They don't let me talk to the interns any more.

[–] knightly@pawb.social 21 points 1 week ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

Well, you've got my first three. Then there's:

"Be gay, do crimes."

Referencing "my partners" whenever appropriate (or at least as often as straight people talk about their families) and then having to explain polyamory to confused old people.

"Buy local, use cash."

"The trick to a fancy curled moustache is not to twist it. The moustache-twirling villain is a myth, you've gotta spike it out straight and then bend the curve in."

[–] KindnessIsPunk@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I can't imagine trying to pay with cash anymore, stores aren't really set up for it anymore

we only maintain cash symbolically

[–] knightly@pawb.social 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

They did that on purpose. "Cashless" just means giving a middleman the opportunity to take a cut.

[–] KindnessIsPunk@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 week ago

I couldn't agree more unfortunately it just feels like the only real solution would be one at the government policy level

Depends on the area. Some places even give small discounts for paying cash. Cash is king in NYC.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Some cheaper cast iron has lead in it btw

I almost exclusively use cast iron

You can wash cast iron with dish detergent btw

[–] grte@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Just in general cast iron has this sense about it like people think it's made of gossamer and not a chunk of literal iron. They aren't that delicate. Even coarse scrubbies are fine if not applied too firmly.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

They're also fine with some tomato sauce and standing around with it for a while. I mean, they'll become pretty ugly and you'll get some extra iron in you but they won't die. If they're used every day they won't always be be pristinely black.

I've dropped some too, they can handle it. Something else usually cracks first unless it lands on the handle or something.

[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 6 points 1 week ago

Yeah I use tomatoes in mine constantly. It's totally fine.

[–] TheDoozer@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

I have never thought dropping a cast iron held concern for the skillet, but whatever inevitably stopped its fall.

[–] anti_antidote@lemmy.zip 13 points 1 week ago (2 children)

You should try riding your bike to work, it's a lot easier and more rewarding than you think

[–] brokenlcd@feddit.it 13 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Looks at the highway i would need to take to reach it Thank you for the suggestion, but i think i'll stick with the train.

[–] xylol@leminal.space 11 points 1 week ago

Have you tried riding your bike on the train tracks instead of the highway

[–] anti_antidote@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 week ago

Oh definitely, if transit is available take that any day. This is aimed more at folks who drive to work

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 2 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I was doing this until it started getting cold in the morning!

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[–] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 12 points 1 week ago

Tanith Lee created modern weird fantasy and Neil Gaiman stole all his best stuff from her.

In "Red As Blood" she takes all the Disney princesses and makes them evil. Snow White is a vampire and Cinderella is a witch who drives the Prince insane.

https://bookshop.org/p/books/red-as-blood-tales-of-the-sisters-grimmer-tanith-lee/14214058?ean=9781479447473&next=t

[–] squarebrain@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

Drink more water.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

You will die and your corpse will rot. Your memories will fade and your existence will vanish. The void will consume us, our extinction is inevitable. We are worthless and nothing matters!

Anyway, good morning, neighbor. Looking sunny today, eh?

[–] rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces.

[–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

What's your favorite faction of 40k?

[–] DarkDarkHouse@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 week ago

Space Gorillas

Did you know octopuses can open jars?

[–] zewm@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

That they are wrong.

[–] yumyumsmuncher@feddit.uk 6 points 1 week ago

I avoid disposable plastic whenever is possible, my home and personal care products are plastic free.

“The bomb's payload is exposed. I can use the power winch to trigger a controlled explosion.”

[–] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I like to tell people "I can smell your cunt"

[–] Kyle_The_G@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

*colt 45 intro plays (Afroman)

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[–] Fetus@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] Quilotoa@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 week ago

We are living in one of the best times in human history.

[–] Amir@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 week ago

Even if we stop climate change, we are going to die from PFAS, microplastics in our brain, heavy metal pollution and many other problems before we can leave earth

[–] Toes@ani.social 4 points 1 week ago

Did you know Oreos are vegan?

[–] zxqwas@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

I used to have a lot of these. Not sure where I lost my need to tell anyone about it.

[–] Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Have fun, don't die.

Any time I or they leave.

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