this post was submitted on 30 May 2025
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[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Even though it makes no sense, all I could figure out for this was that they were hiding something valuable in a container of benedryl so burglars wouldn't find it, instead of hiding it in a box of rock salt or a box of nails.

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[–] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 week ago

I abused it a few times as a teenager, and it was really shitty every time. Someone told me that you can see the air by abusing Welbutrin as well, so naturally I tried that too. You can absolutely see the air, but it also makes you feel like you have a brain tumor.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 points 1 week ago

Crazy ~~purple~~ pink knock-out ~~gas~~ powder!

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