cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/29873112
night creature: *whispers of ancient promises, the waning stars, and the promise of ecstasy in shattered souls*
me: 'Chk-chak'
night creature: 'Did... Did you just rack a pistol, or did you just say the onomatopoeia for racking a pistol?'
me: 'Yes.'
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