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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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BITCH WTF IS THE CHAPOTRAPHOUSE COMM EVEN FOR???

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[–] CDommunist@hexbear.net 12 points 17 hours ago

Whats so confusing about a comm thats changed names 4 times in 2 days?

[–] WizardOfLoneliness@hexbear.net 10 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (1 children)

There's a difference between shitposting, which is good and fun, and writing up literal fake "news" presented as news, which is just shit posting

[–] Boynomoder@hexbear.net 4 points 19 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Keld@hexbear.net 8 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Why are you so hostile about people not liking your shitty comm?

[–] Boynomoder@hexbear.net 3 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

why are you so hostile about people not liking your shitty mommdoggirl-smug

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 10 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

My mom is delightful and everyone likes her. So I have no idea how I'd feel about people who didn't like her.

But If you're doing a bit, it's not a funny one, you're just being abrasive.

[–] Boynomoder@hexbear.net 1 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

look who pulled the stick out of his ass and thinks it makes him king of England and arbiter of what’s funny farquaad-point

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 9 points 17 hours ago

I'm going to block you now, because your attempts at personal abuse are neither funny nor worthwhile.

Shut it down.

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 18 points 22 hours ago (3 children)

I blocked fake news the second day it was in existence and never looked back ppb-gigachad

[–] SpookyBogMonster@lemmy.ml 2 points 9 hours ago

I love curating my own experience

[–] Banned@hexbear.net 8 points 21 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 3 points 11 hours ago

I hope to see you engage in a Battle Royale with Civility soon. It'll be the greatest event in Hexbear gimmick account history.

[–] Boynomoder@hexbear.net 8 points 22 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Keld@hexbear.net 21 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago) (1 children)

Yeah they should have done it on day 1. It's a bad comm. Sorry.

[–] Boynomoder@hexbear.net 6 points 21 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Keld@hexbear.net 19 points 21 hours ago (3 children)

Wouldn't post in that sub because she's actually funny.

[–] Boynomoder@hexbear.net 6 points 21 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Keld@hexbear.net 17 points 20 hours ago

For a funny post on fakenews? Good luck

[–] abc@hexbear.net 5 points 17 hours ago

YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND

FAKE "NEWS" LIKE Jack White in Legal Trouble After Strumming Guitar With Genitals During Concert OR Decomposing body of a woman found months later at an NYC “escape room” after employees and players thought it was a prop IS SHIT BECAUSE I FELL FOR IT spider-mad

[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 7 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Chap o' trap house is an old British term referring to the person managing the drug dealing establishment. O' being short for "of the" in the same manner as o'clock

[–] miz@hexbear.net 5 points 18 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 5 points 18 hours ago

Ngl i am pretty proud of it

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 10 points 22 hours ago

It's for good bad posts

[–] mendiCAN@hexbear.net 8 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

eh? what's going on? are we having a turf war with /c/fakenews or something? ehhhhhhhhhhh. mmmm. uhhhhhhhhhh imma go touch-grass

[–] OgdenTO@hexbear.net 8 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

There are astroturfers on both the badposting and fakenews sides trying to drum up a riot so that our new interim mod can take over both comms

guaido-despair

[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 5 points 16 hours ago

Lies and illusions.

[–] buh@hexbear.net 7 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

Chspo trap house is a podcast

[–] CliffordBigRedDog@hexbear.net 3 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Chapo like the drug dealer?

[–] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 2 points 19 hours ago

Hexbear? Isn't that like a nickname that means "Shorty"?

[–] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 3 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)

What do you mean podcast?

[–] indeed@hexbear.net 5 points 22 hours ago

chapo? like the drug dealer?