this post was submitted on 10 May 2025
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[–] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 35 points 1 month ago

Cats show you their bellies to demonstrate they trust you. Not all cats like belly rubs. For the ones that don't, rubbing their bellies is the ultimate betrayal. It's like seeing your partner naked for the first time, and you immediately start pointing out their flaws, Janet.

[–] hazypenguin 14 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Lays what down?

"Lay" is a transitive verb. It requires an object.

Do you mean "lies down"?

[–] tatterdemalion@programming.dev 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Damn it. You've added a grammar pet peeve to my already long list.

[–] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Inconceivable!