planted my potato field just trying to decide which of my neighbors are game
*to help out with the harvest
this post was submitted on 09 May 2025
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Neighbor here. I'll plough your field.
Daddy loves plowing the soil (the soil is your mom)
Damn, at least take them out to dinner firstπ
Neighbor here. I'll mash your potato.
They call me Mash the way I be bangin'
^(I'm so fucking stupid, no one should let me make comments like this)^
fundamental misunderstanding of the potato farming process
Neighbor here. I'll probe your fertile mound.
Food should be OK, no? I guess everything helps if you need to pay more for non-food items.
we're already dealing with food shortages in the "flyover" parts of the colonies
really suggest diversifying your grocery stream if you are unlucky enough to be stuck there
Nice meme is this an original
No, I swiped it from Mastodon. 
The only thing that stopped him was the price of US bonds. It is all we should be focused on tanking
I'm guessing the Cantaloupe read the "ACME Book of Economics" and that is why he is running the US the way he is.
Could be worse - Basic Economics by Thomas Sowell.
Someone stockpiling in Canada and Mexico, some of what isn't delivered in LA, would make a killing. We should be putting an export tax on Chinese made goods going to the US unless we want to follow the coyote. π
Prohibition made a very rich black market as will tariffs.