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[–] pastermil@sh.itjust.works 18 points 2 days ago (1 children)

not me when submitting pr

[–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

I deal with traffic and my branch the same way. My blinker and my PR are a warning that I'm going to merge, not a request for permission. It's happening.

[–] Ferrous@lemmy.ml 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Few things bug me more than when someone gets frazzled and angry when they are struggling to merge after spending the whole entrance ramp going 30mph below the rest of flow of traffic. Speed tf UP. Entrance ramps are where you SPEED UP.

[–] jrwperformance@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Thank You! My drivers ed teacher taught us "blending speed". Usually a tick over or under the flow of traffic. Use the turn signals and slot right in.

[–] itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 days ago

They're not yielding. THEYRE NOT YIELDING

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

Ok, that one is so funny that it might actually work.

So many other bumperstickers/back window stickers are just... totally insane, all the red flags, 'i am an actual menace to society' type shit.

[–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

I hate bumper stickers generally because I don't like people knowing I'm a menace. I think it's a nice surprise when they find out.

[–] Denvil@lemmy.one 2 points 2 days ago

One of my coworkers has a "boobies make me happy" sticker with just straight up a pair of tits under it. I mean he's right, but I wouldn't want it on my car

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Somebody, help me, help me please!

[+] teamevil@lemmy.world -11 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Should have merged back there with the rest of us... You don't get to skip the line.

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 17 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Fuck off, zipper merging as the lane ends is the most efficient use of road. We all get there sooner when we zipper merge properly.

[–] tobis@lemm.ee 3 points 2 days ago

With age I’ve really pivoted on when to zipper merge. It used to be”merge early to be polite”, but now I’m firmly in the camp of “If everyone merges at the end, then it is perfectly equitable to everyone.”

It’s the people who merge early who cause the unnecessary disparity. At least, when one lane is ending this is true.

[–] Winthrowe@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Around here, it’s not a zipper merge, the lane isn’t ending, they go different places. If you wanted to exit the line stared at the top of the hill.

[–] Sanguine@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

What if someone isn't a local and didn't realize the beginning of the exit lane started so far back? What? Just too bad you had your chance? Letting someone in takes two seconds.

[–] Winthrowe@lemmy.ca -1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

If the multiple massive overhead signs didn’t make them realize, they should suck it up and reroute like an adult.

[–] Sanguine@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 days ago

Gotcha

[–] teamevil@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

When done properly.

[–] atlas@sh.itjust.works -1 points 2 days ago

yall jerking eachother over zipper merging when none of you do it correctly. just join where there's room to keep the traffic flowing. you gunning it to the end of the lane to then aggressively start pushing once it starts closing in on you is not zipper merging.

[–] iAmTheTot@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 days ago

Back where exactly? Back where you shoved yourself into an ever growing backed up line instead of using all of the merge lane as it was intended? Zipper merge at the end of the merging lane, not at the start of it.