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This is just Obama staffers watching The West Wing, Catholic edition.

[–] dragongloss@hexbear.net 40 points 4 days ago (1 children)

totally serious religion, you'd think someone would write this stuff down

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 43 points 4 days ago (1 children)

They probably did

It's just in the Vatican basement and nobody wants to go down there

[–] huf@hexbear.net 38 points 4 days ago (1 children)

worse, it's probably written down in latin

[–] Mardoniush@hexbear.net 32 points 4 days ago

No they aren't

[–] neo@hexbear.net 26 points 4 days ago (1 children)

somehow i doubt this is remotely true outside of "some of us watched the movie between its release and now" and it's getting clickbait spun into "they're preparing for the real thing by watching a movie!"

[–] lovelily@lemmy.today 1 points 2 days ago

lying for clicks? preposterous! why would they do that??1?

[–] CyborgMarx@hexbear.net 30 points 4 days ago

It would be funny if they take the "wrong" lessons from the film and begin plotting to undermine candidates and forming liberal and conservative factions

Ah who am I kidding, of course they'll do that anyway

[–] rhubarb@hexbear.net 31 points 4 days ago

I wonder what they thought about the blowjob scene

[–] Moss@hexbear.net 22 points 4 days ago (1 children)

It is mandatory for cardinals to take a fat rip of their vape during the conclave

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 16 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Blowing fat clouds to signal a new pope is chosen

If it doesn't come out milky the pope is rejected by God

[–] nothx@hexbear.net 22 points 4 days ago

Funny that the diddlers in the Vatican need to look to the diddlers in Hollywood for details on how to run their religion.

[–] Euergetes@hexbear.net 18 points 4 days ago

film is so back

[–] hotcouchguy@hexbear.net 18 points 4 days ago

Every real Catholic knows that the Conclave must begin with The Precession of the Simulacra

[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

To be fair, this is probably one of those things that, like a lot of Catholic Church rituals, is steeped in pointless ceremony, like everyone needs to kneel and blink twice when the man with the censure enters the room, and look to the left if the censure is emitting visible smoke, but stand up and clasp their hands if it isn't. Or something like that.

[–] Mardoniush@hexbear.net 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Most of the ceremony here has a point and that's generally preventing the Holy Roman Emperor from fucking with the voting. It's really, really hard to commit Papal electoral fraud because of all the dumb shit.

Actually this is true for a lot of Catholic ritual with the caveat that the point is usually something like "dunking on Marcionites"

[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 5 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Most of the ceremony here has a point and that's generally preventing the Holy Roman Emperor from fucking with the voting.

These guys will be stoked when they learn about what Napoleon got up to.

[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 14 points 4 days ago

They should ask chatgpt.

[–] regul@hexbear.net 13 points 4 days ago

spoilerIntersex pope time, baybee!

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 12 points 4 days ago

There isn't like a 1500 year old instruction manual?

[–] DaPorkchop_@lemmy.ml 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)
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