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Giant phallus-shaped iceberg floating in Conception Bay surprises residents of Dildo, Canada
(www.livescience.com)
It was dildestiny
this post was submitted on 02 May 2025
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Conception hahahahha
This is gods way of saying to go fuck yourself
This wouldn't be an onion article
I’m speechless
If this doesn’t prove god is real, I don’t know what does.
Him showing up to stand answer for his crimes.
The one person I'd be OK to send to Guantanamo or El Salvador
This is immaculate
The prophecy warns of this. It's the signal for the coming of the massive orange cock that will wreak havoc on the nations.
We have two years to prepare.
Two years to prepare? The massive orange cock has been wreaking havoc for more than eight years.
Trumps MAGAts about to get a good ol’ fashioned Canadian ramming, for freedom.
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