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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] daniyeg@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

coffee tastes like poop so no i would take tea if you have some

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[–] tamagotchicowboy@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm having easter dinner flashbacks now

[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

WHO WANTS COFFEE? DOES ANYBODY WANT COFFEE?

[–] tamagotchicowboy@hexbear.net 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I can't have coffee this late, I won't be able to sleep until 2031

[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago

DO YOU WANT COFFEE? I JUST MADE COFFEE!

[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I would like some cawfee doggirl-hi

[–] Enjoyer_of_Games@hexbear.net 2 points 2 weeks ago

what do I gotta do to get a coffee around here?!

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm a crow I would love some cawwwwfeee catgirl-happy

[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

DO YOU WANT SOME FRESH CAWFEEE???

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 1 points 2 weeks ago
[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 weeks ago

coffee sounds good

[–] TheDeed@hexbear.net 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I'm a brand hog, what brand of coffee?

It neess to be Zapatistas

[–] ivanovsky@lemm.ee 1 points 2 weeks ago

Pour over or French press or disgusto-matic

Omg I’ll take a cup

[–] peeonyou@hexbear.net 1 points 2 weeks ago

I'm pretty certain it's not just coffee at this point..

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