I'm drinking coffee rn
badposting
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
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- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
HEY, DO YOU WANT SOME CAWFEE???
I JUST MADE A FRESH POT OF COFFEE, WHO WANTS SOME?
Please put directly on my balls. Thanks!
DOES ANNYBODDY WANT CAWWFEEEE????
Coffee makes my heart pound but I'll share my monster with ya
Aren't they both caffeine? How does your heart know the difference?
I think the extra things in monster help make me less jittery. Not really sure, but its absolutely a thing i notice about myself
Ohmygod me!
I JUST MADE A FRESH POT OF COFFEE!
What kinda s?
DOES ANYBODY WANT COFFEE?
I think about this way more often than I should.
Also blew my mind when the guy who did it collaborated with Conner O'Malley
I JUST MADE A FRESH POTTOF COFFFFEEE!
stimulants are for the weak. In fact, I take ambien in the morning to make my jog to work more challenging. When the revolution comes I will be ready.
WHO WANTS COF- DOES ANYBODY WANT COFFEEE?
omg me
DOES ANYBODY WANT COFFEE? WHO WANTS- WHO WANTS COFFEE?
Can I get uhhhhhhhhhhh
uhhhhhhhhhh
Can I get -- you know what nevermind
DO YOU WANT COFFEE? I JUST MADE COFFEE!
I'd like some coffee please
DO YOU WANT CAWFEE?
Yes, as I have previously indicated, I would like some coffee please.
HEY BUD, YOU WANT SOME COFFEE??
I do!!
WHO WANTS COFFEE? I JUST MADE COFFEE?
I WANT COFFEE
I JUST BREWED THIS FRESH POT OF COFFEE!
it's hot now so i've started doing cold brewing in my french press. it's really good i can't believe they charge so much for the premade stuff
I JUST MADE COFFEE
let us go to the coffee shop and buy a coffee and drink the coffee and eat a small sweet treat with the coffee and be refreshed and recharged to continue working for 5 more hours.
As long as it’s coffee flavored
HEY, DO YOU WANT SOME CAWFEEEE???
Do you have tea?