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[–] phlegmy@sh.itjust.works 30 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (4 children)

Those all suck, this is the perfect fork. Those all suck. This one is the perfect fork

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[–] Pofski@lemmy.world 55 points 6 days ago (1 children)
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[–] Roundeyegweilo@lemm.ee 27 points 6 days ago (7 children)

It's 2 and it ain't even close

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[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 35 points 6 days ago (6 children)

2, assuming the broad pommel is a counterweight. If it's flimsy lightweight material then none of them.

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[–] Pulptastic@midwest.social 43 points 6 days ago

None. They’re all stamped from thin sheet metal. Tines and handles are too thin and will bend.

[–] recentSloth43@lemmy.world 44 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Definitely 2. All other answers are just plain wrong.

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[–] Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world 28 points 6 days ago (3 children)

They all have problems. If i have to pick any one of them its going to be 2, but i won't be happy about it.

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[–] wolfpack86@lemmy.world 41 points 6 days ago (7 children)
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[–] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 41 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Apostrophe catastrophe.

Oh, there are forks: #2.

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[–] CherryBullets@lemmy.ca 31 points 6 days ago

Obviously #2, but with a slightly smaller handle tip and that's about it.

[–] OccamsRazer@lemmy.world 23 points 6 days ago

You don't have to be neurodivergent to have an opinion about fork shapes. Also 2 is the best.

[–] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 10 points 5 days ago
[–] kerrigan778@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 5 days ago

2 and it's not close, 1 is the worst.

[–] needthosepylons@lemmy.world 22 points 6 days ago (5 children)

The present is now, old fella

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[–] MechanicalJester@lemmy.world 13 points 5 days ago
[–] RedAggroBest@lemmy.world 19 points 6 days ago (1 children)

2.The crazies here who don't think that's the best head by so much that the handle doesn't matter, they scare me. No amount of bad handle can make up for how much I hate the rest of them

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[–] RymrgandsDaughter@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 6 days ago (1 children)
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[–] ab60753@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 5 days ago
[–] biggerbogboy@sh.itjust.works 24 points 6 days ago (1 children)

2 with 5s handle suppremacy

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[–] ZeffSyde@lemmy.world 9 points 5 days ago

Number 2.

Long sensual tines, full round butt gives you something to hold on to.

[–] IndustryStandard@lemmy.world 8 points 5 days ago (2 children)

They all lack thickness but 2

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[–] Freshparsnip@lemm.ee 16 points 6 days ago

Worst 5 fork designs in this meme. Thanks for nothing

[–] FinishingDutch@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago (2 children)

2 if I had to pick from that drawer, but the actual answer: Victorinox Swiss Classic / Swiss Modern cutlery. Absolutely love the large handles, sharp knives and large spoons. Very nice feel in hand and mouth.

https://www.victorinox.com/de-DE/Produkte/Haushalts--und-Berufsmesser/Besteck/Classic-Besteck-12-teilig/p/6.7233.12

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[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 21 points 6 days ago (7 children)

Six.

Look at this fork. LOOK AT IT. Now, calm down.

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[–] EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world 8 points 5 days ago

2 for a meal, 5 for snacks and desserts

[–] myrrh@ttrpg.network 22 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (2 children)

...get that f*ucking plural-~~comma~~ apostrophe out of my face...

^1^ ^head^ ^+^ ^5^ ^handle^

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[–] ianmacd@lemmy.sdf.org 10 points 5 days ago

Number 2, obviously.

[–] RedFrank24@lemmy.world 10 points 5 days ago

Definitely 2.

[–] olafurp@lemmy.world 23 points 6 days ago

It's a trick question, they're all bad.

(I have autism)

[–] reactionality@lemmy.sdf.org 23 points 6 days ago (4 children)
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[–] melisdrawing@lemmy.world 19 points 6 days ago (1 children)

2, but the base is a bit wide. Am I on the list now?

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[–] peteyestee@feddit.org 14 points 6 days ago (1 children)
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[–] BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee 17 points 6 days ago

2 but its a bit big

[–] Amaranth@lemmy.ca 9 points 5 days ago

2 is best. 5 is tolerable.

[–] shatteredsword@lemmy.world 10 points 6 days ago

Handle of 5 with any other head 😭

[–] higgsboson@dubvee.org 17 points 6 days ago

Trick question. These are all terrible, therefore I will eat with my fingers.

[–] sandflavoured@lemm.ee 9 points 5 days ago
[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 13 points 6 days ago
[–] techfox@sh.itjust.works 11 points 6 days ago

Handle of 5, prongs of 3.

[–] Vreyan31@reddthat.com 9 points 6 days ago (1 children)
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[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 6 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Long handle, long thin straight tines, large round pan so it fits nicely in your hand, 2 is basically the ideal fork

[–] Toneswirly@lemmy.world 8 points 5 days ago

I dont like any of them :(

[–] Tja@programming.dev 6 points 5 days ago

They are all OK. But I spent 7 years eating with a trident, so what do I know.

[–] raod_guitar@feddit.org 16 points 6 days ago (2 children)
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[–] LordWiggle@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago
  1. Most efficient, can hold the most food, doesn't spread the food by wide sides which would get the food stuck
[–] Nangijala@feddit.dk 12 points 6 days ago
  1. No discussion.
[–] callyral@pawb.social 6 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

fork tierlist

S| 2
A| 3
B|
C| 4
D|
E| 1
F| 5

although, a non-metal handle would be better

[–] DrownedRats@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago

1 or 3. I cant stand forks with curved outer tines. 2 is good but i prefer a straight handle over a curved one. My preferance leans towards 3 though as 1 looks like it would have slightly sharp stamped edges.

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