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[–] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 52 points 4 days ago (2 children)

There has been a time or two I didnt realize why my partner was strongly suggesting I stop the games and come to bed. I try not to make that mistake too often. I love it there.

[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 15 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I wish my wife communicated her desire as explicitly as that comic, hah !

[–] Hexarei@programming.dev 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Maybe talk to her, and communicate your desire as explicitly as you just did to the internet?

[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 days ago

Oh I do! But life gets in the way. Turns it's hard to communicate when you're constantly exhausted and burnt out.

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 22 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] Picasso@sh.itjust.works 12 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] IndiBrony@lemmy.world 21 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I, too, choose this man's wife

[–] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 5 points 4 days ago

That makes it ok for me, to choose, you.

[–] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 3 days ago (2 children)
[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 14 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Boomer: no sex, wife bad

What ever generation this is: So much sex, wife bad

[–] jet@hackertalks.com 24 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Factorio will do that to a couple

[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 18 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Sex isn't growing the factory, can't have that happen

[–] VindictiveJudge@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago

Ah, but Factorio has multiplayer, and sex can lead to additional players to build the factory faster.

[–] Unlocalhost@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

Wife before you have helped produce her desired number of kids.

[–] Sunsofold@lemmings.world 3 points 2 days ago

'Shut up! You can't tell me what to do! You're not my real mom!'

'What?'

Those times where you finally get to play your new game and she wants sex, you gotta bite the bullet and do your duty

[–] Rachelhazideas@lemmy.world -3 points 3 days ago

Yeah because women don't game. /s

[–] HellieSkellie@lemmy.dbzer0.com -1 points 3 days ago

Brother, is this AI