Shitty Million Dollar Ideas

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This is a place to pitch goofy million dollar ideas that you had in the shower, as you were falling asleep, or during a fever dream. Think of it is as shitty Shark Tank.

The usual rules apply:

No bigotry
Be nice to each other

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[–] thefluffiest 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

What does it do? Snarky AI comments about your dick size?

[–] Mothra@mander.xyz 7 points 1 month ago

Don't know but surely it will sell your dick data

[–] Crumbgrabber@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago

"Measurements to 1 micrometer are possible with our new llm based technology"

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I almost missed the small text at the very bottom and thought this was real.

[–] jbone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago

I totally missed it.

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