this post was submitted on 16 Apr 2025
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[–] floo@retrolemmy.com 79 points 6 days ago (5 children)

There was a subreddit called r/notgayporn that I really miss…

This post would’ve been absolutely perfect

[–] Maven@lemmy.zip 31 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Realistically you could always make it. I don't think retrolemmy is the best instance for it... But it's really easy to make and set up a community.

[–] floo@retrolemmy.com 21 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Obviously, this is the answer. But I’m just so high and drunk right now, I can’t. And I’m afraid I’ll forget about it by the time I get sober enough to do it.

[–] TheFriendlyDickhead@lemm.ee 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] floo@retrolemmy.com 10 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Oh… no. I passed out for a bit, but awoke to a bowl and a glass of whiskey.

But thanks for checking in on me!

[–] ora@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

You live a fun and wild life

[–] floo@retrolemmy.com 4 points 5 days ago

What a fun name for “clinical depression”

[–] OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 13 points 6 days ago (1 children)

you know I have a lot of images that I could post to c/notgayporn

[–] floo@retrolemmy.com 7 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

If you can remember to hit me back in about 18 to 48 hours, we might have something going! Otherwise, I am a really drunk and stoned, and then that’s why I didn’t start this new community right now.

[–] OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 1 points 5 days ago

oh I saw this post again ping ping ping ping

[–] nerdks@lemmy.world 11 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I misread that as hotgayporn

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

Both. It's both.

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 7 points 5 days ago

Also perfect for SFWPorn.
Sub was hilarious.

[–] Kyrgizion@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Like the other poster said, just make it yourself. Reddit is bound to piss off more of their users and they'll need a place to land.

[–] floo@retrolemmy.com 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

But I’m too drunk and stoned to do it right now, and I’m afraid that I will forget to do it whenever it is that I finally get sober enough

[–] morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 6 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (2 children)

i'll msg you in ~~24h~~ 48h, just setup a reminder

[–] FireRetardant@lemmy.world 13 points 6 days ago (1 children)

You should make it more like 12-16hrs. What if they get drunk and high again at the same time tomorrow?

[–] morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 6 days ago

right good thinking!

[–] floo@retrolemmy.com 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

48 might be better. But thank you for the thought.

[–] pwalker@discuss.tchncs.de 0 points 5 days ago

Idk man some here might begin to think you have a drug problem and sexual uncertainty on top. No judging tho

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I just laughed so hard in a restaurant people looked at me

[–] floo@retrolemmy.com 13 points 6 days ago

That’s how you know that you’re doing the Internet correctly

[–] RangerJosey@lemmy.ml 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)

New incel lore recently dropped.

It's now gay to have sex with women.

Raw dogging women. The gayest thing a man can do.

[–] shawn1122@lemm.ee 12 points 6 days ago (2 children)

How did they find two dudes that look exactly the same?

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 20 points 6 days ago

They are bros, didn't you read the title?

[–] stinerman@midwest.social 2 points 5 days ago

Do you think he's using the single loop or double loop method?