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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/24508067

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just got fired from my job reading erotic fiction for audiobooks because i kept pronouncing “penetrates” like it was a greek philosopher

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[–] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 64 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Testicles, swollen with desire

[–] Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 31 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Follicles, hairy and warm.

[–] errer@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Fornicates, hard and slick

[–] univers3man@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Shaka, when the walls fell.

[–] dalekcaan@lemm.ee 3 points 1 week ago

Temba, his arms wide.

[–] morrowind@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 week ago

I have a strong desire to record myself reading everything in this thread

[–] Asafum 19 points 1 week ago

Good ol' Penetrates was never bored, no matter what it was he could get into it.

[–] vane@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Was Penetrates living on Dildos island ?

Deep thoughts. Oh so deep.