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[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 84 points 2 years ago (26 children)

Meanwhile I'm getting pulled over multiple times for my loud exhaust because my muffler fell off and I don't have the money to fix it.

Then the cop pulling me over has to stop talking as a motorcycle drives by so loud he can't even hear himself.

[–] red@sopuli.xyz 40 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

That's because the law wasn't made because rich assholes, but because broken exhausts, wether by design or by negligence, are a god damn nuisance.

[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 39 points 2 years ago (5 children)

And yet the people who's cars are loud by design are largely ignored because fuck the poor.

"Hey I see your muffler is broken"

"Yeah I don't have the money to fix it"

"Well now you'll have even less money, here's your $150 ticket"

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[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

Compared to straight pipe, you would have a short pipe. Being so much closer to the engine, you'd get more noise. Even straight pipe dampens the noise a bit.

[–] noobnarski@feddit.de 7 points 2 years ago (2 children)

In Germany its usually the fast cars that get pulled over for being too loud, my exhaust pipe on my old car was completely rusted through and I drove through a police check where they pull everyone over.

They didnt say anything regarding the exhaust.

I replaced it before the next inspection, because I would have never passed with it rusted through.

[–] kaesaecracker@leminal.space 7 points 2 years ago (4 children)

at least in Germany there is an inspection...

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[–] uis@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Probably they seen rusted car and understood that it's not your initention to be loud.

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[–] Hazdaz@lemmy.world 69 points 2 years ago (2 children)

The problem is that loud pipes are CHEAP.

Literally straight-piping your car is one of the cheapest mods.

You actually have to pay more money if you want more performance and for it to be (relatively) quiet. That's one of the reasons loud vehicles are so common because and best solution for more performance is also the cheapest.

(It is more complicated than that, but this isn't the car community to where the nuances matter)

[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Yup. When my exhaust fell off, I replaced it with straight pipe because it was the cheapest option. I also don't rev my engine through neighborhoods, so no body cares. I can't tell much of a noise difference in or out. I think the turbocharger did most of the damping.

[–] ClassyDave@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (2 children)

In a lot of places a turbo is considered a muffler or sound damping device which allows for exhausts to be straight piped after the turbo legally.

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[–] Hazdaz@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

All my cars are straight-piped. They still aren't that particularly loud.

[–] BallsInTheShredder@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (6 children)

Is there a car community on Lemmy yet?

[–] Reddit_Is_Trash@reddthat.com 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)

So far I've only seen the very vocal anti car community

[–] BallsInTheShredder@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

There's a mechanic advice page but not many have asked for advice. This is a shameless plug bc somehow I ended up being a part of that place and would love to see it active

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[–] Shieldtoad@sh.itjust.works 42 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Just put a vuvuzela in the exhaust pipe.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Just remove all the exhaust manifold and let the gases just exit the engine without any noise filtering.

After about a couple of hours of driving, the owner will probably come back and ask for louder pipes.

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[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Or a fleshlight

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[–] red@sopuli.xyz 26 points 2 years ago (5 children)

This post is funny because it's true

[–] dlok@lemmy.world 20 points 2 years ago (5 children)

The funny thing is the loudest exhaust possible is probably the cheapest as it's basically just a pipe with no features

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[–] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 21 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Or conversely, having bass boosters so strong that it's questionable as to how you car hasn't fallen apart.

[–] CADmonkey@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Nothing like hearing that bass followed by the trunk lid rattle on a 20 year old Pontiac.

[–] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Literally turning you car into a maraca

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[–] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Ironically enough nobody in the world has been deterred from loud exhausts because of the cost. You literally just cut the muffler off, you can do it for under $10 working from scratch

Please don't tell them.

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I refer to them as “cool guys.”

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[–] MrMamiya@feddit.de 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] NOPper@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I knew what this was before I clicked it to be sure lol.

[–] MarigoldPuppyFlavors@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The Whistles and The Leprechaun. Ancient, high quality memeage.

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[–] who8mydamnoreos@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago (3 children)

It must be hard when your accomplishments are so little that no one notices you exist; i might be an obnoxious man child just to get people to notice me too.

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