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Only in broad daylight

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[–] lurch@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

how is that shitty. an infinite ammount of light is quite powerful. it's basically infinite energy. you can blind everyone around you during the day. snipers can't aim at you. you can power the biggest laser ever and who knows what.

[–] ThatGuyNamedZeus@feddit.org 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

you can only use it in daylight though. The hours you'd need it most, you can't do anything with it

[–] TargaryenTKE@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

You could get paid to power some solar panels that would otherwise be in the shade

[–] ThatGuyNamedZeus@feddit.org 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

why would solar panels be in an area that gets shaded?

[–] TargaryenTKE@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

We need the renewable energy and sometimes tall buildings get in the way or cloud coverage is heavy in that area

[–] ThatGuyNamedZeus@feddit.org 1 points 3 weeks ago

Well the power only works in broad daylight, cloud cover and shade would disable it

[–] actionjbone@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Excuse me.

They prefer to be called ladies.

[–] ThatGuyNamedZeus@feddit.org 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Ah yes, puns

"Hi dad! I just got back from studying a-broad!"

"Oh really? Which Broad?"

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Since human skin is actually bioluminescent (to an insanely small degree that is only registered by instrumentation), I already produce infinite light. 😌

[–] ThatGuyNamedZeus@feddit.org 1 points 3 weeks ago

So it really is a shitty super power