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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 46 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Between the title and the image I just read the same sentence 3 times, and only because the penis held the whole thing together.

[–] QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Spray-Painted Penis Only Thing Holding Cybertruck Together

[–] 21Cabbage@lemmynsfw.com 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Spray-Painted Penis Only Thing Holding Cybertruck Together

[–] inbeesee@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

Spray-Painted Penis Only Thing Holding Cybertruck Together

[–] toy_boat_toy_boat@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago

ironically, poor elon wishes he still has one

[–] ramenshaman@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

In the interest of the safety of everyone driving behind a cybertruck, I propose we spray paint giant penises on all cybertrucks.

[–] tiredofsametab@fedia.io 5 points 1 month ago

Load-bearing dicks

[–] Shady_Shiroe@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago

Better title: "That wasn't the only thing it was trying to hold together"