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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/23510483

show transcriptmysharona1987 posts:
[screenshot of a tweet]
@iamthedunce tweets:
Vampires don't live in castles, Count Dracula lived in a castle because he was a count, not because he was a vampire.

iamnmbr3 replies:
this feels like a sensitivity training for how to not commit micro aggressions against vampires in your workplace

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[–] Dicska@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Yeah, stop shaming trailer park vampires!

[–] Num10ck@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

this could be a silly franchise

[–] sik0fewl@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 month ago

What We Do in the Shadows is probably pretty close.

[–] Ziglin@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Each spawn gets a trailer and at night they move, consuming a new campsite each night and adding the visitors to their ranks.

[–] Dicska@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Starring: Danny Trejo (in any role, really)

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Starring: Danny Trejo, as every vampire. When they turn, they turn into HIM.

[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

You live in a fucking Castle Colin Robinson, shut up

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

The Count also lives in a castle and is just a vampire that can count. He's not "Count The Count." 🤷🏻‍♂️