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Developer compass (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 2 years ago by garfaagel@sh.itjust.works to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml
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[–] meldrik@lemmy.wtf 9 points 2 years ago

As a PHP developer, why did no one tell me I am supposed to not give a fuck about FOSS??

[–] SteveDinn@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I use things in all 4 quadrants. Ahhhhh!

[–] pepperonisalami@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 years ago

Your compass is spinning lmao.

[–] inspxtr@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (3 children)

I'm confused, and maybe naive. How are CSS/HTML and JS frameworks web stuff on the "Doesn't give a shit about open source" axis?

[–] EmasXP@beehaw.org 3 points 2 years ago

Was thinking the same about PHP :D Maybe because the license allows it to be used in proprietary software?

[–] kosama@socel.net 2 points 2 years ago

@garfaagel @inspxtr I think he’s saying that if you use open standards on closed source/“if it ain’t broke” systems? Kinda like how Apple mostly takes from Open Source with little give back to the communities it benefits from??

[–] Wereduck@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 years ago

Yeah I feel like that's pretty squarely next to debian as traditional and open source.

[–] hadesflames@vlemmy.net 6 points 2 years ago

This literally makes zero sense at all.

[–] Bjoern_Tantau@feddit.de 6 points 2 years ago

PHP isn't open source? Damn, for some reason I can't take back my contribution.

[–] psilves1@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

This doesn't make sense

[–] DrQuint@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 years ago

So... A typical compass meme.

[–] Wereduck@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 years ago

Marxism-Leninism-Debianism ftw. But I also need thigh highs.

[–] Steeve@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Aren't a lot of open source libraries and languages initially open sourced from faang? I'm using Airflow at work, which is a descendant of something Facebook open sourced. Pretty sure all of them open sourced a bunch of of their data center designs too

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago

Initially open-sourced? No.

FAANG jumped on the open source bandwagon once they realised they could not complete with the Linux dev ecosystem, and so hastily implemented drivers and other open source tech built on existing FOSS libraries and concepts.

They've contributed a lot, but they built upon existing frameworks pioneered by linux/FSF

[–] srpwnd@lemmy.one -1 points 2 years ago

Airflow actually started as internal project at Airbnb.

[–] Dathknight@feddit.de 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Now I have an existential crisis...

At work I develop for windows servers with vs code, which I also use at home on my Arch powered ThinkPad ...

WHAT AM I!?

[–] qwerty@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 2 years ago

The enlightened centrist.

[–] egg360@vlemmy.net 1 points 2 years ago

Why am I in every square except blue simultaneously?

[–] tiny_electron@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Top right is pure evil

[–] SkyNTP@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago (2 children)

What's wrong with notepad.exe?

[–] tiny_electron@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago

It is not as good an IDE as PowerPoint imo, hard to be productive with the mere notepad. Not even mentionning the lack of comic sans ms /s

[–] MetaCubed@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago

Join the future, switch to notepad++

[–] darcy@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago

holy c in lib right

[–] BioHall@lemmy.pt -1 points 2 years ago

Surprisingly accurate

[–] BadSong@lemmy.ml -1 points 2 years ago

On the left but fuck anime and that uwu shit