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[–] Walk_blesseD@lemmy.blahaj.zone 20 points 15 hours ago
[–] branno@lemm.ee 70 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

So he married someone that was here illegally, but voted for a guy that promised to deport all illegal aliens.

How fucking stupid are Trump voters?

[–] thepresentpast@lemm.ee 40 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Probably figured they could get married real quick and everything would be fine, "Trump's only going after the thieves and rapists".

[–] FoxyFerengi@lemm.ee 20 points 18 hours ago

A former acquaintance asked me to sponsor her husband of a couple months because they weren't getting anywhere in his immigration and his visa had expired. She was extremely delusional about the entire process

[–] fyzzlefry@retrolemmy.com 14 points 19 hours ago

I spent the last decade or so trying to convince these nimrods, but they need to learn the hard way apparently.

[–] hydrashok@sh.itjust.works 81 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

“I thought they were only going to go after and hurt the people that I hate!”, cries dumbass.

[–] NJSpradlin@lemmy.world 29 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (1 children)

First they came for the ‘illegal aliens/immigrants’ that I didn’t like.

Then they came for my wife.

Edit: my ex-wife is Puerto Rican, I’m curious to see how this administration handles the country, citizens from it, and formerly US married foreigners (especially if they designate PRs as foreigners in the event that they abandon the colony for their independence).

[–] SouthFresh@lemmy.world 6 points 19 hours ago

They’ll just toss some paper towels in the general direction

[–] jewbacca117@lemmy.world 13 points 20 hours ago

At some point dumbass has to realize they hate everyone that isn't one of like 8 billionaires.

[–] Aliktren@lemmy.world 68 points 20 hours ago

You won, get over it

[–] DaddleDew@lemmy.world 38 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

"I didn't know how it was going down"

Trump told you exactly how he was going to do it. You dismissed it as "he's just joking/being sarcastic"

Trump's opponents warned you exactly how he was going to do it. You dismissed it as a "Witch hunt".

People who voted for Trump are either naive wishful thinkers and/or just downright horrible people.

[–] DougHolland@lemmy.world 43 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Stop saying 'detained'. The word is imprisoned.

[–] MiniMoose4Free@lemm.ee 12 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

What is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 38 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

The only moral ~~abortion~~ immigrant wife is my ~~abortion~~ immigrant wife.

[–] tonytins@pawb.social 14 points 20 hours ago

We've been telling ya' for years, years now.