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Do you ever take bites of you own shit ? (hilariouschaos.com)
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[–] MyNamesTotallyRobert@lemmynsfw.com 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

No but I used to cum on my own poop so my sister who I was living with at the time wouldn't find out I cum. I've seen enough pornhub to know what happens if she ever found out. If I never have to cum into a loaded toilet again for stealth reasons it'll be too soon.

[–] bhamlin@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

What a terrible day to be literate.

[–] Merlin@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 6 days ago

Whhy???

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Of course not! Do you think I'm some sort of savage?!

I put it in the blender along with my piss, add some gelatin, and put it in the fridge for a few hours. Tada, Jello Poops!

[–] Alice@hilariouschaos.com 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Delightful 😊 Do you use utensils like a spoon also?

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I dice them up with a knife and stick toothpicks in them for party treats.

[–] Alice@hilariouschaos.com 2 points 6 days ago

Ah! Fancy ! 🧐