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We apparently still have 3 eggs left in the fridge. Should we eat them or put them up for auction? (lemmy.world)
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[–] Crumbgrabber@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

We currently have 392 bids for three eggs. We can't make these chickens lay any faster!

https://lemmy.world/post/25015387

[–] Kernelcode@hilariouschaos.com 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

yea, and call it modern art. you just need abstract name for it.

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Remember, the duct tape banana on a wall sold for over $6 million dollars. Welp, duct tape has already been used, so we just gotta change the tape to be unique.

So, take a few hard boiled eggs and some Flex Tape or Gorilla Tape, and start taping boiled eggs to CEO vehicles...

Edit: Boiling is optional, IDGAF if their paint gets messed up.