Someone's gotta explain to me how Elon manages to look completely different in almost every pic I see of him on the Internet.
this post was submitted on 04 Mar 2025
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Maybe he is wearing a body suit? Or he is the shape shifting lizard person Q tried to warn everyone about? /s
But this tracks with the hideous beach picture, are they both AI? Tub of shit man can be shaped like a tub of shit for all I care, but his adds weight to one side or the other regardless.
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Maybe a corset when on stage?
Hope it's not counted as gender affirming care like, say, hair transplants.
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Possible that he has body doubles. Really though cameras are just fucking weird
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He looks like he was drawn by Rob Liefeld.
for the unfamiliar:
How
It looks more like captain america has some massive honkers and anasarca
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He looks like he takes HGH and doesn't work out
Bingo. I'm surprised more people aren't calling this out. Musk is taking a unhealthy amounts of "youth drugs" and not actually working out. Dude is so obsessed with his image. Just like Trump who's ties and suits don't fit because he forces his tailor to fit to his ego and not his reality.
Someone with a medical background please tell me what on earth is happening inside that volume
All I can think of is that alien exo-suit from MIB with an alien operating him inside
Girdle. They can be great for making you look a bit less fat, and can do quite a bit if you wear something loose over them, but the man looks like an overstuffed sausage. He's not going to like it, but what he's trying to do there is calling for a corset, which at least would be able to be portrayed as an aesthetic choice, though definitely a fem one even if he goes for the most masculine options out there
Alternative to corset, may i suggest an iron maiden ?
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Real chance of camouflaged bullet proof vest
I think you’re right — body armor of some kind. He’s scared.
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He looks like a broiler chicken.
He’s built like a flabby Rob Liefeld drawing.
Ohgawd he saw Liefeld's Captain America and said "I want that."
That girdle working overtime
It’s made out of the same material as the Cybertruck.
The butt implants were a mistake.
I don't know if it was a mistake, but it appears they put them on the wrong side of his body.
Really hope he has a severe aneurysm soon
He looks like someone drew him without an understanding of human anatomy...
Looks like an elderly woman who's boobs have migrated South to the belly
What happened to his ozempic bod?
Is it possible he wears a bullet proof vest?
Not unless it's fleshy.
Maybe it's sub-dermal. that's the sort of thing our planet's finest mind would do. What a gift to mankind he is.
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