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(How to trigger programmers (and make them irrationally angry) (programming.dev)

submitted 1 week ago by potoo22@programming.dev to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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Probably not a good title to seek upvotes. If it does get upvotes, more programmers get share in your pain 😅

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[–] coldsideofyourpillow@lemmy.cafe 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Good pay for me, no programming socks for thee!

[–] apotheotic@beehaw.org 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You take that back! My programming socks are the source of my power!

[–] embed_me@programming.dev 6 points 1 week ago

Write spaghetti code and don't listen to advice telling you to improve

[–] PlexSheep@infosec.pub 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Compile your kernel with a different version of ld then shipped with your distro. I have this right now in Debian testing and it's enraging. I'm not even sure if that's the source of my error

[–] DeprecatedCompatV2@programming.dev 3 points 1 week ago

This but make it so only the browser can't tell time.

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