You take 5 minutes for lunch and still call yourself a team player? What's wrong with your desk that you can't eat while working? Next you're going to be telling me you go home at the end of the day and waste valuable company time on commuting that could have been saved by just sleeping in the office
conservative
A community to satirize conservtive and right-wing "ideals".
This community (now) exists as a pressure valve, a place to process through humor the often frustrating world of conservative politics. Above all, this is NOT the place for serious conservative support/viewpoints/arguments. There are other places on Lemmy for that if you desire it.
Rules:
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Always follow .world instance rules
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Parody With Purpose: This is a space for humorous takes on conservative politics. We welcome satire, but draw the line at content that promotes racism, sexism, homophobia, or other forms of bigotry.
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Memes Over Manifestos: This community focuses on humor and parody, not serious political debate. There are plenty of spaces for earnest conservative discussion, this isn’t one of them.
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Highlight Contradictions: Sometimes the best content points out inconsistencies and hypocrisies in conservative talking points. Creative commentary is encouraged.
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Public Figures Fair Game: Politicians and pundits can be satirized, but no targeting of private individuals, doxxing, or harassment.
Children of public figures under the age of 14 are also off-limits, a 16 year old has enough free agency to break with or adopt their parents views. An 8 year old kid doesn't.
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No News Zone: Memes only, news or other serious content should be sent to the nearest relevant comm. Meme's of current events, however, are encouraged.
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Clear Satire: Make your satirical intent reasonably clear. We’re here to mock bad ideas, not accidentally spread them. If you're unsure how it will be taken, feel free to DM the mod team ahead of time or explicitly tag it as satire in the body.
A note on ChadMcTruth: Chad's content is 100% satire, but his work can sometimes be hard to tell, but if he posted it be assured, its satire.
- Relevant Content: All posts should relate to conservative politics or ideologies in some way somewhere in your post. Either in the title or the meme itself.
For more general political memes please see !politicalmemes@lemmy.world
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Community Respect: Disagree with fellow members all you want, but personal attacks aren’t welcome. Save the criticism for the ideas, not each other.
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Moderation Discretion: Mods will use reasonable judgment in applying these rules. We’ll be fair, but firm. These kinds of comms have a tendency to get off the rails, so we might seem overzealous in moderation sometimes.
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For the moment, i'm allowing properly tagged NSFW content as long as its funny and relevant. Don't make me regret it.
And above all, HAVE FUN!
By Ronald Reagans left testicle, you're right! I need to get to the office. I have a LOT of emails to send. Good thing I'm not clocked in, so my failure won't cost any company time!
You sleep? That doesn't sound like hard work to me.
Fuckin' A. Hardly a rise and grind mindset at all.
Git outta my way librul I did 16 hours at the ball crushing factory!
on my five minute lunch break (I'm allotted 30 minutes, but I give 25 to the company to be a team player
WTF‽ Your lunch breaks are just polite things you're not supposed to actually take any of. You better go grovel to your middle manager at once for this overnight!
I know just where to find him! I give him access to my wife on Thursdays. I'll be getting that promotion ANY day now.
A weekday? Not a weekend? I am seriously starting to question your commitment to SparkleMotion. (I’m just guessing based on some clues you dropped, but that must be who you work for.)
Dance troupes? Excuse me, but I think dancing should be illegal. You can keep your elvis, hippie! I don't care how many SUPPLE youths are involved!
Meh the sarcasm could have been 16% better
See, this is why the LEFT controlled billionaires have all the power in the world: conservatives like you only have criticism and are unwilling to grow our conservative community based on our shared conservative beliefs.
Well that joke clearly went over your head.
Wow youre so smart!
7/10.
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Modern operating systems have spell check so I know you worked hard to look this stupid.
“leftoid”
betraying how you have no interest in working with your fellows.
What a pathetic word.
I bet you unironically use “femanoid” too
In case you're serious, this is satire, if you were sarcastic. Well done.
given OPs reply, I am not so sure. Happy to be wrong, if its satire it is well done.
But it comes across more as trolling
Got another lefty lunatic demonrat! Can't get past words. Probably don't even call your boss 'sir' when you deliver him coffee ( paid with your own money). I suppose that's pathetic, too!?
Bruh, really now.